Shit load of things in the past two weeks: -Test in Science -Fight with Jake -Test in Math and Taylors book -Steven O and Satan -Tommy and Cecilia (Two friends of mine) going out -Mom and I discussing my new phone line -Spirit Week -My banning from the phone and Amanda's -Science Project -Forecasting -Amelia's 1st birthday -Report Cards Ok. I'll explain them all one by one. The test in Science. All I have to say is that it was PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL! AH! I dont care about reviewing acceleration and speed! *Kicks test until it dies* Stupid test. It was only ten questions and took me the whole friggin' period! And I had Parisa copying off my test because she doesnt know dance team from Science. Both confuse her immensely though. Oh and Jake was copying off of Parisa. Its a game, fun for all ages. Viewer and Player discretion is advised. Ok. So. I got in a fight with Jake because he's a man whore. Thats right, I said MAN WHORE! Ok, so at the beginning of the year he's going out with my friend Amy. Its all good. They went out for about two months and we were having a kick ass time. Then all of Jake's friends were complaining about her and then he used the excuse that his grades were dropping. Which I know for a fact that they were dropping because he was copying off of Parisa who copies off of me. Oh and he goofs off in all his classes. I've asked around. Anyways, he dumps Amy and guess what? Three days later he hooks up with this girl named Season. Ok, one, Season intimidates me. Two, she's a stoner. Three, she's just a flat out bitch. And four... Her little sister, Taneya (Tuh-nay-uh), is a bitch. One thing I must go off topic for a moment for. Who names their children Taneya and Season? Really? Continuing though. Jake goes out with this Season chick for about two to three weeks. Her parents meet Jake and tells Season that she can't go out with Jake anymore. She dumps Jake. Jake tries to commit suicide. On the same weekend Jake tries to commit suicide, Myself and Amanda go to the mall. And guess who we see? Thats right, Jake! You guessed it. He's with some ugly ass chick. We talk for a few minutes and he takes off. The next day when we go to school Jake's all giddy and happy. He said he had the best weekend ever. Now, its a known fact around school that Jake hasn't been a virgin since like fifth grade. We ask him about his weekend. He says that he got a blow job from said girl and then he fingered her. Too much information thank you! And I am thouroughly pissed by then. We get in a fight about it and then he buys me a Pink Lemonade from the juice machine as an apology. Damn you Jake! He knows its my favorite. That bastard. Anyways. Yeah he says he loves this girl with all his heart and is never going to have sex with her. We get an another argument. He had oral sex with her. Its not a real big issue but its still real big issue. He then finds out this girl is a lesbian. So he dumps her and goes after a girl who's been at our school for less then a week. He's going out with her now. My bottom line for Jake. WHAT THE FUCK?! Moving on. We had a test in Algebra. That I think I might have done pretty good on. Though it was still evil. It took us two days to fully take. I HATE ALGEBRA IT SHOULD DIE!! *Kills Algebra and its maker* We also had to write an essay on slope. Taylor got really bored with his essay so he made a few paragraphs will little jokes in them. One of them was of this book he made up. "Taylor's Magical Guide To Making People and Things Bend To Your Will" and then he went on a rant of how you can get said book for 10 easy payments of 19.95 plus a shipping and handling fee. It was an awesome report. And now we get to the chapter of Steven .O. and Satan. Satan is played by my principal. OK! Steven was walking down the hall on Wednesday on his way to choir. Myself and Skittlez were walking with him. There's a part in the building where you walk between double doors with bars in the middle. Steven wasn't paying attention and he walked right into a one of the bars. He turned around and laughed it off cause Steven's cool like that. Anyways. The principal saw it and got pissed. She hauled Steven off to the office because she thought he did on purpose. Yeah. My principals a bitch. Now for the Tommy and Cecilia thing. My friend Tommy asked my friend Cecilia out and she didnt know what to say so she said she'd tell him later. In Drama class she asked around to all her friends "Would you be mad at me if I told Tommy no?" everyone gave her an answer. Then she came to me and asked. I told her I wouldn't get mad. Then I ended up explaining to her that she shouldn't base her judgement on whatever someone else said. This was her decision and hers alone. Tommy's a really cool guy. He's a bit...well...fat. But yeah, he's awesome. He was dancing around in Amandas jacket the other day singing "Fat Guy In A Little Coat" From the movie Tommy Boy. It was funny. Naturally Cecilia told him yes and they snuggled on the couple wall. Which is now the singles wall. Myself, Liz, Stevie, Steven, Sam and England took it over. Woo for us. Well. My mom and I have been discussing me getting my own phone line for my room because my stepdads an ass and must complain about me being online even if its for schoolwork. We were discussing phone companies. She wants to use Quest which is bull cause we'd have to pay extra for long distance. I said I wanted Vonage because it has free long distance calls to Canada and all over the United States. And it's only 24.95 a month. My mom said she'd think about it. Next week is spirit week at school. We have all these days where we dress up and some of them are annoying. But it's cool cause during color war, our grade is black. Color War will be freaking easy. Almost all my clothes are black. And my hair ^.^ We have the floatation device day where you wear floaties and intertubes to school. Its stupid. And then we have opposites attract day. Me and Amanda are switching places sorta for that. I'm gonna dress up like a prep and then she's going to dress up all goth. Its gonna be okay I suppose. I dont know the other the two days. Besides color war, but thats friday. And then we have WOW day. WOW stands for Working On Wellness. We have to listen to a bunch of seniors talk about their stupid projects. Its annoying. Now onto the banning. Well, I went to Amanda's last minute on Friday last weekend. When I got there, my mom told me to call home before 9 pm cause the weekend before that I called at 9:30 on a Sunday. So I said okay. Amanda said that we'll TRY keyword TRY to call home before noon. My mom said okay. I stayed the night and Jeni came over to Amanda's the next day to work on their science project. We planned a sleep over for that night. I called home at 7 and my mom wasn't there so I left a message. A few minutes later my mom called over to Amanda's from my Uncle Ryans. She started yelling at me on the phone telling me that I didn't call before 9pm. How screwed up is that?? Anyways. I told her to check the machine when she got home. She said no and that I needed to come home now. I was pissed so I hung up on her. Amanda's mom drove me home. When I got there my mom said I wasn't allowed to use the phone for a week and I couldn't go to Amanda's for a week meaning that I couldn't go to her party. I went into my room and didn't come out for a long time. The next morning she came into my room, grinning and said "I love you" and got pissed when I didn't say "i love you too". I explained that I was still angry at her and she told me I deserved my punishment and slammed the door. Science Project time. Okay we had to do this stupid science project where we had to make a roller coaster out of toilet paper rolls and ductape. We had to show these things: Friction, Gravity, 3 types of acceleration, Newton's 3 laws of motion and kinetic and potential energy. We also had to have a paper typed out on it and it labeled too. We finished the actual roller coaster the day before it was due. My friend Parisa was supposed to take it home and after our choir concert we were going to spray paint it at her house. At the choir concert I told her that I couldn't come over to spray paint and then she remembered that she left the project at school. No biggie. The next day at school I come to find that we forgot to label our project and read the chapter. Also, no biggie. I find out that Daniel forgot to type the paper. Biggie. I freaked out and had to type a half-assed paper on our roller coaster. 2 friggin pages! Oi! After fixing the labels cause Jake and Daniel are fucking stupid as hell, I handed in the paper and our science teacher tested our roller coaster with a marble then asked us a bunch of questions. Again, Jake and Daniel were stupid as hell so they kept their mouths shut while I answered the questions. We got a 55 out of 55. Whew. Forecasting is that thing you do when you write down the classes you're taking next year. Well, Amanda and I got excepted into the Legal Magnet at Fort Vancouver after filling out applications. We got to forecast on Monday. That was interesting. I'm taking Pre AP English/Advanced Tech, Int Geometry, Forensic Biology, Street Law/Business Law and Chorus. I think it'll be fun. I get to go to a different High School. I went to my little cousin Amelia's first birthday party on Sunday. That was boring as hell. First we sat and I did nothing. Then Skye came late. We fought most of the time. Then we watched Amelia open her presents. More like Skye opened them for her. Anyways. After that there was cake and ice cream. Then party bags -.- Skye dumped her bubble bottle in mine and killed the candy. Then we had the pinata. Skye took 5 shots at it, couldn't break it. This is a wooden bat she's using. Not even a dent. I took my first swing at it, knocked the whole thing off and into a wall. I won. Woot. I have to close with a bad matter in my case. If I get less than a B- on my report card, my mom is taking my internet away from me until December. I have a C in math and a C in Science. I wrote a letter to my mom. If she pities me, I'll have my computer, if not, I wont be on after the weekend after the 30th.