sissy

You know, I had a huge entry written out. It was amazing. And I just am not sure how keen I am on writing it all again. I'm ticked now. But I think the the populace should hear what I have to say, so I will try to get the best points in. I hate whiny bitches. They make life hell. In fact, the purpose of a whiny bitches life is to make your life hell. Thats why they always seem to whine, and bitch, to you. And most often they find you when you are at your happiest to whine and bitch. Its like they have this... happiness sense... that leads them to the happiest people so they can commence being depressing at you. Seriously people. Get a counseler. You cant really escape whiny bitches though because as much as I hate to say it everyone is a whiny bitch at one point or another. Even me! Crazy, I know. Point is, I hate them. And I am going to tell all of you whiny bitches out there why you should go talk to a counseler and not me. What I will say if you come to me with your problems: "Yeah yeah Johnny, I think I can help. First: Obtain a gun, Second: Shoot yourself in the face. It will solve all of your problems, I promise." What a counseler would say if you went to them with your problems: "JOHNNY! YOUR A VERY SPECIAL PERSON! GOD LOVES YOU! COME GIVE ME A HUG!!!" Now, who would you like to go and talk to more? Also I hate inconsiderate people. Especially the inconsiderate people who interupt you to whine and bitch about their problems. You will be going along, telling a pleasant story when all of a sudden, "HAVE I TOLD YOU ALL HOW UPSET I AM? I AM SO UPSET! BLAH BLAH BLAH! I AM SO UPSET! HAVE I TOLD YOU? BLAH BLAH BLAH! SO UPSET! BLAHHH!" Its like "Hey! I was TALKING! Sit down shutup and listen to me for one god damn second before you go and bitch about your life! Jesus!" And I hate assholes. GOD I HATE ASSHOLES! God, please remove all assholes from the earth and send them to hell, where they belong forever and ever. Amen. ... Satan, I have a few friends I think you would enjoy, you should really consider them inviting them down to your place for awhile. Thanks man! *cough* ... Damn straight I just prayed to god and the devil... in the same typing breath! Its cuz I am hardcore. Where was I? Oh yes, The worst are the whiny bitches who are ALSO inconsiderate assholes. Just thinking about them makes me cringe and die a little on the inside. Besides all of that, I am in a good mood. :D It wasnt quite the same as the first one but... it is still pretty ok.
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Haha if its so irritating why do you bother comforting these people? Because I know you do.
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