Not the good tasty punch, the punch where I put my fist into your face at high velocity... so it hurts you... alot.

Because your stupid.

I am pretty sure that if someone told me that I could maim whoever I wanted without consequence I would. I would maim a couple people in fact. I would do it with a baseball bat. In my imagination, I would first do a few good swings about the kneecaps, then I would wop 'em on the face. It would be great, such a release of stress and anger, all in one violent and satisfying blow.

I cannot however, take a bat to whoever I want. I must behave myself.

And I am getting pretty fucking tired of it.