Unanswered questions? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Ron, and I am an alcoholic?" Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arms? If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when you're in space? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?