fuck we're dum.basses....

Listening to: hoobastank
Feeling: pissy
hahaha, my parents and i have to go to New Mexicunt for like 10 days, including christmas and new years....blech, but we have to go...its family. so my parents were gonna have christmas early, like the 23rd. but i guess they got me a camera phone, and the problem was that with my old phone, it no longer works, because they activated the new phone at the store. So yeah, they had to give me THAT present about a week early. thats funny...but the NOT SO funny thing was that my parents tricked me. they made me think there was some gheyass virus going around verizon phones and then when i checked mine it didnt work, so i bought their story. sonofabitch, here i am thinking i have the worst luck in the world, and theyre just laughing their asses off coz they know that its coz they got me a new phone. they were like apologizing for having to give it to me early...wait, dude! its a fucking camera phone, do u think i would have wanted to wait till christmas?? fuck no! i want it now. ooooo OOOOO if only i had it the other day, me and sam FINALLY convinced brandon to wear eyeliner, and he looked hot. ill say it, he looked fucking hot. and he even asked us if we had a camera phone, and we're like...no....and he's like HA! uggh, i could have used this! now he'll never wear eyeliner again, and we will never get to capture this wonderful memory.
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