Plan for mass Destruction!

Listening to: goo goo dolls
Feeling: doomed
here is my plan for taking over the world.... First when-----no IF i grow up, as long as im not gunned down by little leprechauns wearing tutus, i plan to become supreme dictator of the world....Yes, my minions and I plan to take over the world, starting by beating old ladies upside the head with a stick. then i will get rid of the religious right! that means you...christians. errr. and the mormans...stop coming to my door. i dont believe in multiple wives and no caffine. Gotta have the caffine. starbucks...will be off limits to everyone that is on my list. you must think that i am truly evil (i did wanna beat old ladies upside the head with a stick, after all) or some of you might think that i was just someone who was profoundly bored. well both of those are true. mwahaha. i think that all you'll ever amount to is working at mcdonalds....PART TIME! as you may know i have a dog and her name is sadie...i named her after my favorite living dead doll. if you are so naive as to not know what that is then you should be gone and will forever be on my list. george bush shall be taken out of office and most definately tortured in a way i cannot say. i hate him. He is definately on my list. i think you cant quite appreciate the madness i endure on this page. as you can also see i have only 3 friends here. i had others but they got on my list too. unluckyshammy however, is not. dare U to get on my list?! i did not think so. MY LIST: *VANESSA PARADIS---JOHNNY DEPP'S FIANCEE! GAH! *GEORGE W. BUSH *THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT *BLUE GRASS MUSIC *CHEERLEADERS *THAT ANNOYING KID IN TYPING CLASS *THOSE HIDEOUS FASHIONABLE STORES IN THE MALL---THEYRE ALL THE SAME! *BARBIE *PREPPIES!! *LAURA LIVELY *PERKY PEOPLE *ALEX GUZY---MY DOG DOES NOT LIKE HIM *RAP GUYS *BUNNIES *GEEKS *FRAN DRESCHER--THOSE DAMN OLD NAVY COMMERCIALS *REDNECKS *AMANDA *KARINA *"LA-LA" *PEOPLE WHO THINK JOHNNY DEPP IS UGLY! GAH! *UGG BOOTS! GAH! *MISS LORD! GAH! *TRENDY PEOPLE--THAT MEANS YOU! *YOU!!!!!!!!!!! No Starbucks for you!!! P.S. servetheservents89---what the hell did i do to you?
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lol i don't think that vanessa and johnny are engaged.. and besides his engagements don't last long anyways.. like.. winona?.. blah that blew over haha.. but i don't think they're engaged.. there was on ring on her finger at the oscarsssss :D...
[Anonymous]
hahaha....ohhhhh i am there with you all the way!!!

they are making me change my top left! *cries*
[Anonymous]
haha.. oh.. well that sucks cuz he's sooo gorgeous.. hehe.. me and my sexual fantasy's about him rock haha... but yeh.. i added you to my friends thing.. johnny all da way!
[Anonymous]
god some people are pathetic. was she doing it anom?

People like that seriously give me the shits.....lets kill all them too!
[Anonymous]
which chick?
[Anonymous]
And your list is frickin awesome! Well most of them..Bwahaha! Especially the Vanessa one. May I join?
-Armand
What the hell have rap guyz done to you???
Oh well, everyone has there own opinion.
but i do have to agree with you about Johnny Depp. Hahaha! I remember watching him way back when, when he was on 21 Jump Street. Also, Im agreeing you with Evenesence.. I juss see the title sittin there.. I guess u like them?? So do I.

Well Im out...

Take it easy.. but take it!
[Anonymous]
JOHNNY DEPP IS FUCKING SEXY! He defines what beauty it. Oh dear..sorry, fellow Johnny Depp fan. Woot woot..
-Armand
What the hell have rap guyz done to you???
Oh well, everyone has there own opinion.
but i do have to agree with you about Johnny Depp. Hahaha! I remember watching him way back when, when he was on 21 Jump Street. Also, Im agreeing you with Evenesence.. I juss see the title sittin there.. I guess u like them?? So do I.

Well Im out...

Take it easy.. but take it!
[Anonymous]
its not what you did...its just the stuff your saying..you got to see past the aero in some people..it may seem hard to seem. and i dont care what fucking point i proved to you..i shouldnt mean anything or prove anything to you.i dont care what you think or say and it should be the same with what you think of me..i desire it to
[Anonymous]
omg!! she is psycho!! tell her to go away!! haha

-dazednconfused-
[Anonymous]
well, azrael isnt my real name (unfortuantly), thats mikaela...but i gained my nickname from the "angel of death"...its always just really fasinated me
[Anonymous]
perky....
[Anonymous]
ahh...umm...maybe just a little...not to obvious is it *bows head down*
[Anonymous]
Thanks. i like the new layout alot better than the old one too.
My top-left is proberly my most favored pic at the moment...i even have it as my msn display pic, lol
[Anonymous]
its all good, i fixed it.

i got it off www.vampires.com ....not to bad of a site.
[Anonymous]
Hey hellbent! Cool list! See you at the game!
[Anonymous]
it is pretty cool isnt it. aslong as you dont put it on your journal...coz then i shall be deeply pissed, lol.
[Anonymous]
wow you must be one of the most degrating people i know..what you cant see behind clothes?? thats not fair to judge a person like that..and no i dont wear aero or abercrombie so blow my female gonads..dont fucking label me..you dont know me
[Anonymous]
...you sed to write sumthing:
Poser

-CARpET
[Anonymous]
i like the way you think! but i have one little sugestion...
It has been my dream to take over the world and make POGOING Complosary...if you take over before i do...please for sill my dream...
I did have other plans..but you seem to have already got the same ideas as i do..

Ta ta for now
[Anonymous]
alright i added you as a friend. . .your turn! haha
no i am not wiccan. The symbol is for the trinity. I just think it looks really cool. It doesnt go much past that lol.
wit!! what was the question?!? lol! im confused. . .haha
wow i suddenly feel unsafe! haha how did you come up with this plan of mass destruction?!?
O_o maddie
[Anonymous]
im a geek!!

-CARpET
erm. . i used that picture bc it is cool and when i am out of my own home and no longer under the rule of my tyrranical mother, i hope to get that as a tattoo.
Your list sounds much like mine does.
Fran drescher should be on your list as well. Just for doing those old navy commercials. They suck.
excuse me but bunnies are cute!
[Anonymous]
You shit! I like ug boots and stores at the mall! Have you no taste? You MUST be one of those loser people. Ugh. Crap i broke a nail.
[Anonymous]
Ha! I'm anonymous!
[Anonymous]