Ulitimate bell end experience

Does anyone else fucking hate people who leave you comments that you really dont give a shit about and then they have a friends only diary because theyre fags and cant stand to hear your oppinion back? Well let me tell you mryan that your a fuck wit. Im not into art...so why would I want to be expressing art in my face you cock. I simply like piercings....does it really offend you that much? are you really THAT much of a fag. Arent there better things for you to worry about in life, like the fact that were headed into world war 3? Go fuck yourself good mryan you need it. Asshole. ------------------------------------------- Ha Ha heh Im not sure where to start... Okay so I moved back home with my dad [ive been living with paul for like 2 months?] and everything was sound with my dad until he came home from work... and me and Paul were fucking [like I mean FUCKING!] upstairs and the bed was banging on the wall and I was making way too much noise [mid orgasm] and I hear this 'RACHAEL! GET DOWN HERE NOW' So I get up real quick but Im shaking loads because ive just had the greatest sex of my life [probably because I was clean - completeley sober] and yeah so I got up...got dressed really quick in some jeans i found on the floor which were really dirty, a pjama top with no bra and cams really massive hoodie and i go downstairs and im like 'What the fuck are you shouting at me for?' and hes like 'IM NOT FUCKING DEAF I KNOW WHATS GOING ON UP THERE! GET PAUL OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE BEFORE I PUT HIS FACE THROUGH THE WINDOW' So I had to shut the living room door so my dad didnt pounce on Paul and I had to get paul out the house and I went out too and my dads all like 'you gotta be home at 11 not a fucking second later' so me and paul go up to brads...hit a couple of bongs...play on halo 2 for a bit....i go home...im 10 minuites late...my dad freaks..i get a smack in the stomach but I find it funny all the same when he tells me hes told my mum and my mum wants to have the sex talk with me!!! WHAT THE FUCK#?!!! MY MOTHER WANTS TO HAVE THE SEX TALK WITH ME! SHES BEEN WATCHING MY FATHER FUCKING ME SINCE I WAS TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER AND SHE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT CONTRACEPTION AND SEX!?? what a geek. Im perfectly mature and old enough to know that if you use a condom you wont catch std's and you might not get pregnant [although I dont use them --BOYCOTT!] Anyway...Im off now. Ive rambled too much and my head hurts. Time for a doobie I think.
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wow...Sex Talk? thats retarded, hahaha
i heart you
Yes youre right, we havent spoken in a while. Youre never on msn :( is it still all fucked up?

Sex talks are gay. My mum gave me one not long ago. She told me to go on the pill and she knew I was having sex (when I was still a virgin).
You have to tell me about this talk... mine just made me laugh my head of in front of her, she must have felt so mocked :D

~*Frostie*~
Oh, you know. Whatever you want to use them for , really.


And, shit. The sex talk. I never got that, thankfully. My mum sort of let me decide whether I was going to be a stupid whore or a sensible one.

It's all fun.

um, sorry... sex talk... WTF??? dude... that is funny
Wow Rachael. Thats fucking hilarious. Glad you had the best sex of your life XD Jeez, you just cant stay outta trouble with your dad, can you? Damn kid. Thats still pretty fucking funny though. And yea, you better get a picture soon, bitch :]
ps- dont stress that kid, mryan. isnt worth your time.
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aha.
rachel
i got yet another new diary
it's ilovex3sonny
yah soh
omg! hit any good joints lately?
love;
-cassiexox♥
raach we never talk anymore
*fraws curtains, turns off light, lights the candles, starts to cry and pulls out the acoustic*
hows all?
heehee sex talk! idiots
liv xx