PUSSY AT LAST!

by suicidalscars
Listening to: nothing its 1am
well well well! I went for a pint or 2...or 3 with alex tonight and ended up getting drunk...then i came home early in hopes of relaxing and watching tv and just you know..chilling....when all of a sudden theres a knock on my door and standing there is my ex girlfriend nat! So im like...okay come in and like literally as soon as she steps in the door we are already on the road to a shag...and we did! We screwed on my living room floor! haha i just thought i would share that with all of you. Nat has REALLY improved under the sheets since we last screwed. Yay!
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awwww bless good for you hun! ;) glad shes better lol
im off to my guitar audition, i think i might shat myself midway through song lol
love youuuuuuu
liv xx
thats just great ^_~
that's hot. :)
[Anonymous]
it's alright dear. no offense taken. don't worry about it lovely. it's all good. no wait, it's all great. :) i love you.
[Anonymous]
actully it is that great its so great its like FANTASTIC!

♥ Lex
that fucking rocks! your so awesome im adding you to my friends ♥!!!

its so sweet she improved

love,
♥lex
I updated wank stain :] Love you sugar
♥
haha glad you got some, love.
ps next time someone asks you where youre going, say that in a nice big enthusiastic leprachaun accent, tell me what the outcome is
hey thanks, i got in yaaaaaaaay no more a levels, am making sweet sweet music for a living (expect to see me living in a bin!)
n actually if you're irish like me (northern) then shat is presesnt and past AND future, like "where you going?" "im off to take a nice big shat" lol
love ya xxxx
lucky lucky lucky you. When I last got drunk, I made out with some emo boy and I think we screwed, I don't remeber too much though, but it was weird.
Well, thanks...Shit like that happens all the time at my house, but no one suspects it cos we're a wealthy family, so when I cry about life not being fair, ppl just call me a brat, but they don't know me, usually, I don't cry over that stuff, but this time I bled, it just made me feel so bad.

Araya
xoxoxoxox free of drugs for 2 weeks...
thanx for thinking my poem thing was brilliant
I gotta agree with ya, Australia has the most annoying accent ever and weird slang. Maybe it's because I'm naturally a yank, but here *Fair Dinkum* means true....WTF?!?!
Well, fair enough,
Alfresco sort= The sort that likes screwing outside their comfort zone.
Dammit, sorry if I confused ya, Australias confusing
OoOoOh, so ur the al fresco sort?
Why, thank you.
[Anonymous]
You're right, emos are hot, in his case, really fucking hot, but I only regret it because I didn't film it ;)
Hows things...hum....It's almost dinner time and I'm listening to trippy nirvana songs and kinda regretting shit about emo boy
Fucking is good.
[Anonymous]