My service may be cheap, but it's as best as you're gonna get for your price. My "words of whatever" were boring.
Y'know, working in WHSmith today (3rd day there!!), i get plenty of smiley people, paying attention to my "Trainee" brand. But there was this one guy, who really inspired me. He told me how he used to work in a hospital... and the funny thing is, no matter how much death he must of seen, no matter how many faiths have demolished in his eyes... he kept on smiling. He said "you're gonna die eventually... why not smile??"
That was really inspiring.