---------------------------------------------- [Comment-Made 9:15] Wow, I need to stop writing these things at night. I can't think clearly at night anymore. btw, sorry for the uber-fucking-long post. I got curious, and put it into word...It's 10 pages, with 4,000 words, and more coming since I'm typing this. That's longer than anything I've ever done for english. ...Fuckin' english. Anyway, I don't sugest you read this. Basicaly all it says is "Yesterday I was wondering if I should become social. Mike is depresed again, so someone needs to buy me some pop (Or make me good coffee). Other stuff" To read about the "other stuff" click little arrows to take you down to the part that's actualy slightly coherient...On account of I didn't write it when I was tired. little arrow Writen at midnight-------------------------------------- Wow, tonight I saw the funniest comerical I've seen in a while: A guy comes out from behind a tree, with a helmet with deer antlers duct taped to his helmet, and he's wearing camo and stuff, and he's sneaking around in the forest. He walks up to the camera, and says: "It's hunting season right now. This must look pretty stupid eh?" *gun shot goes off, and he hides behind a tree* *after a second, he comes back out* "About two people die from hunting acidents every year in Ontario." *ducks behind tree again* *comes out* "But, sixteen thousand people die every year from smoking. Which do you think is stupider?" Then "www.stupid.ca pops up on the screen, and I laugh my ass off. It reminds me of a joke I heard by Drew Carey once during one of his comedy acts: "Yeah, it seems like you can't light a cigarette at all these days, without someone coming up to you and going 'you know you're killing yourself with that'." *drew jumps and looks over his shoulder, at the imaginary person* "Omg! Really?! Holy shit, thank God you came by! I'd better put this out real fast! God bless you!" And he goes on and on like that. It was sooo funny. Not all Comedians have stupid jokes like that though. Some are really smart. Some black dude back in the 80s: "We had this scandal a few years back. Around Christmas time, we'd all get into teams of six black guys, and six white guys. The black guys would go into the store first, and imediatly, the security guards are following us, then the white guys would go in and clear them out." Woah, I'd better stop myself before I start listing the 100 best comedy acts I've seen. "The superman movies always baffled me as a kid. The people would go: 'it's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's superman!'. I was like 'wtf? It's just a bird, it's just a plane.' and I couldn't figure out why they would get so excited over a bird, or a plane. Sure superman was cool, but a bird and plane? Pffft." Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, today (techincialy yesterday. I'll try write "politicaly correctly" for the rest of this post), I went to a CHIRSTmas party with my homeschool group at a church, where all the kids but me (Yes, EVERYONE but me.) did a play. Well, sort of. All the kids had a job but me, but not all actualy acted. Daniel N. did the lights. Deanna and Jessie (Not my brother, Deanna's friend. Jesse (no i) is my 9 year old brother) did the set design thingy. And Sarah M wrote the script. And I got to sit around and read my "Flash MX2004 Action script" book. Emily: "What're you reading?" Me: "Uhh, Action script...For Flash MX" Emily: "*laughs* has anyone ever told you you're a geek" But that was only the first "Make me feel all awesome and special" moment of the day. (I'm a proud Geek, nerd, social outcast, etc. As long as you're not planning on beating me up at the moment or something.) The rest of the day was pretty awesome. I got to sit alone in one of the back pews with my book, and read. Deanna and Jessie gave me cookies, and stole some candy canes for me (It was like our mission, to steal the candy canes from Tiffany.). Jessie let me use her flashlight to read, while the lights were dimed during the play, and...yeah, fun stuff. k, it probably seems like nothing to you people who go to school, but to me it's like "woah, major human ineraction". Even though I only spoke like literaly 10 words (High-pitched eeps, giggles, and nuuus don't count as words) I feel like I made some major social steps forward. Wow, now I know why social people are social. But I'm back with my computer, so I'm content still. But earlier tonight I was like, sad or something...My social side is trying to break free of the hold the computer has on it. Thus making me sad. Stupid socialness. But like all my sad spells, sleep will kill it ^_^ Jist of this post: -I saw a funny comercial. -I quoted three stand-up comedians. -I saw a play with my girlfriend...'s art in it. -I made a breakthrough in my social life. -I almost became social. -Computer has saved my non-social life again. -I was oddly depresed last night. Simplified jist: -Wrote about some funny stuff I've seen. -I was *this* close to coming out of my shell and socializing. -I managed to get back to my computer without destroying my perfectly good shell. -Socialization got pwned by the computer. For like the millionth time. Oh, and speaking of marriages (Yes, we were talking about marriage. Wern't you paying attention?) I asked Ryoko to marry me yesterday on 64digits, and she said yes! w00t! Hehe, my online social life is progresing much faster than my real social life. *Social side tries to break free from the computer again* *gets sad* *Computer has the idea to make the social side content by remebering stuff.* Deanna asked what I wanted for CHRISTmas. I said cookies. Deanna: pick something else, I have to spend 20 bucks. Me: Cookies. Deanna: *sarcasticaly* "20 bucks worth of cookies?" *Her eyes sudenly get wide as she realizes what she just sugested* Me: Yes! Jessie: *laughs really hard* I have this thing for cookies ya' see, so yeah...They have lots of fun with my with cookies. Jessie: "Want a cookie?" Me: "Yeah!" Jessie: "Roll over" Me: *rolls over* Deanna (to Jessie): "That's so mean!" *giggle* They seem to get a kick out of me running to get cookies too. *Me, Deanna, and Jessie are walking back to the church from the store.* Jessie: "Hey Bobert, if you run, you can probably get back before all the cookies are gone" (Notice how it's always Jessie coming up with these ideas?) Me: *runs uber-fast for like 10 seconds* (I love sprinting. I'm pretty fast I guess) *after 10 seconds, falls to knees and slides* (Fuckin' hurt like hell. It was on the sidewalk btw) *after sliding to a stop on knees, falls the rest of the way to the ground* Jessie and Deanna: *walk up to me casualy* "Wow, that was funny." *pokes me with a stick* "k, he's dead." "Yep, let's go eat the cookies" Me: *jumps up and runs* *Heart stops again after 10 seconds* *Destroys knees again* Deanna: "Okay, this is getting mean." *glares at Jessie, while surpresing a giggle* Jessie and Deanna: *walk away, and leave me laying there* 3 minutes later (I fell just around the corner from the church) they come back with some cookies for me. That was awesome. I didnt' have to go all the way to the church to get the cookies. ^_^ Arn't these long entries anoying to read? Anyway, these semi-social memories are helping my social side in it's fight, sooooo, I'm going to go to sleep or something. This must sound uber-ridiculus to you people who go to school/some place to interact with people. There was some long stuff here. But it was about someone who now reads my diary, so I took it out. And no, it's not about you. I don't think. Unless you're george. Then it's about you. Even though I'm george. Even though I'm not. k, this is useless, I'm never going to replace this huge long part about Mike. *sigh* Crap! *covers mouth* Edit after sleep--------------------------------- OMG! Eminem made a music video for "Like Toy Soldiers"! That's like my favorite song on his new album! Man, the music vid is awesome. (k, I'm a major Eminem fan-boy, so don't believe everything I say) It gave me one of those "angrily-emotional" feeling. It brought a tear to my eye the first time I heard the song, and it did the same the first time I saw the music video. Just like Black Hawk Down. ("Oh no, don't bring that up again") Go watch it! Wow, Eminem looks cool in urban camo XD Sucks that the song is censored though. It censored one of my favorite parts. (50 Cent and Ja Rule are "beefing", and stuff)

We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin' Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it.

That last line is awesome, so much hatred...But nooo, they censored it. It's cool too, 'cause in that part of the music vid, security walks up to Eminem, and give him a bullet proof vest. --omg! My favorite Evanescence interview just came on! Amy Lee is awesome!(Like 1:10 into the interview) Watch it too! --Holy crap! Sum 41 - Fat Lip just came on! This song fuckin' pwns! Well, I don't like it much anymore, but it was one of the first secular songs I ever heard that I liked. Wow, I'm getting teary eyed with the memories. Man, I go on launch to watch Like Toy Soldiers, and I get like three things in a row that I like. Okay, four now. Eminem - Just Lose It, just came on. Ya' know what? I'm just going to close launch now, before I waste my entire day on here. Edit X:YZ ------------------------------------- Wow, I just remembered something Matt said while me and him were trying to teach some kid to do a backflip on Matt's trampoline, so we show him how a million times. "Look back. Curl up. Your body won't let you land on your head, unless you try to do something stupid." etc. So we hold him, and get ready to spin him around (this is uber-fucking-scary for the guy. *knows from personal experience when Matt taught me last year*) so finally we're like "Okay, one, two, THREE!" and we flip him...and drop him...He lands on his head. He's like "ow. *shrugs* Let's try again, I want to be as cool as Rob!" (Text has been slightly edited) So we do it a few more times..Only droped him once more. Finally, we're like "Okay, you can do it on your own now". So we go to hold him again, and right when he goes, we pull away. Which totaly screws him up (when you're doing a backflip, and you look to the side, because you see a suden movement or something, you'll start spinning sideways, isntead of backwards, and the last thing you want when you're upside down is to be turning sideways, instead of continuing your 360 flip.) so he lands on his head again. Finally, he's like "I don't think I'm supposed to do this. Like, I believe in signs, and I think this is a sign that I shouldn't do that". And matt says bluntly: "No. It just means you need practise. You've only tried like 5 times -_-" Man, that's still one of the coolest things I've ever heard. *shrugs* Just felt like putting that. Edit 17:20----------------------------- Oh man, this effin' owns! Okay, Deanna came online (msn) today! (I got her banned from msn back in march. Long...ish story.) I'm like *squal* Holy crap! Then she sends a message "hi". And I'm like "hey". And she's all like "what's up?" And I'm all like "Not much, you?" And she's all like "same" So then I'm like "Awesome" And she's like "totaly" Well, something like that anyway. (Sorry, I just like talking like that =P) Anyway, she was babysitting some little girl.

[04:24:23 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {My straw has been replaced with a candycane.}: Sooo, what've you been doing without msn? Must have been uber-boring :P [04:25:23 PM] Deanna: im pretty busy now that i babysit [04:25:46 PM] Deanna: i do my school in the morning and baby-sit in the afternoon //She's homeschooled too.

So she comes on. (She was on once at the little girl's house before too) Anyway, we talk for a while. (I'm sitting here grining uber-big. Even biger than when Ryoko said she'd marry me on 64D. ^_^) With the little girl (Simone) adding her two cents every-so-often. Then...

[04:38:10 PM] Deanna: this is simone [04:38:16 PM] * xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {My straw has been replaced with a candycane.} has changed his/her name to xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.} [04:38:20 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: Hihi [04:38:34 PM] Deanna: Deanna's in the other room [04:38:41 PM] Deanna: do u like her? [04:38:52 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: Yeah. [04:39:00 PM] Deanna: like like like? [04:39:07 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: Yeah. [04:39:12 PM] Deanna: (L)ooOOOOOOOOOOOooo [04:39:18 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: lol [04:39:54 PM] Deanna: u love Deanna! [04:40:07 PM] Deanna: k, she's coming [04:40:13 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: lol [04:40:31 PM] Deanna: hello] [04:40:35 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: hihi [04:40:50 PM] Deanna: did u have a nice convo [04:41:08 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: Yep. :P [04:41:16 PM] Deanna: actully i read it and i still like u [04:41:25 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: Awesome :D [04:41:36 PM] Deanna: lo [04:41:42 PM] Deanna: lol**** [04:42:19 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: lol [04:42:43 PM] Deanna: i gtg now [04:42:46 PM] xsf - Member of DFC, SNS, LSA, VVS, APC {"Spray and pray" is a sure-fire tactic to kill someone in cs.}: Okay, cya [04:42:48 PM] Deanna: thanx [04:42:50 PM] Deanna: c ya

So Ryoko, you don't need to ask her anymore. I did it! In a weird way. However, there's the possibility she's just being nice...Like Dani (If you read the rant about Mike being depresed, 'cause Dani said she might still like him and stuff.) Anyway, I'm in a state of total bliss. Possibly an ignorant bliss, but who cares.