In 1993, Edilber Guimaraes broke into a glue factory in Belo Horizonte, Brazil. But before he could steal anything, he was overcome by the funes and collapsed. As he fell to the floor, he knocked over a tank of glue. When he finally came to, he found himself in a sticky situation -- He was glued to the floor! Unable to tear himself loose, Guimaraes lay there for thirty-six hours before workers discovered him. They called firefighters, who managed to cut him loose. Then the police came and stuck him in jail.

Cartoonists arn't that creative. With people like this going around robbing glue factorys, they just need to read the news every day. btw, who the hell would rob a glue factory? Anyways, I've got a confesion to make. I've been hiding from you guys. "*gasp*" Yes it's true. "But...But...Why?!" Well, I havn't been in the mood to write much lately. But now I've commented on some people's D's, so I guess I can't hide anymore. Sorry about that guys. "Get over yourself" Man, I love answering my own questions exagerationaly. Anyway, not much happened on CHRISTmas. I don't even remember most of it anymore. Anyways. I need a topic to write about. Emo/punk/indie. There. My topic. Isn't it uber-awesome? I'm actualy starting to get into some of it. I got two green day albums, and the two The Used albums. Then there's the simple plan albums. Oh, and My Chemical Romance (The names of their songs sounded cool) Don't get me wrong. The music is anoying. (Except for The Used. They're pretty cool with their screaming) But last night I got a bunch of emo/punk stuff, and I actualy enjoyed listening to it. Scary. But the good news is that I got some Blindside, Norma Jean, and Dead Poetic while I was at it. They can be anoying too. But just like with The Used, the raspy screaming pwns. Oh, and then there's my liking of Yellowcard, and Papa roach. They're both cool. stfu. Oh, and Billy Talent and Three Days Grace. They pwn too. And they're Canadian. Hmm, Billy Talent is more like screamo eh... Meh, whatever, it all goes under "punk" for me. I've got some Finger Eleven too. I don't know what genre they are. But I have like 3 songs by them. They're from Burlington Ontario. I'm from Toronto Ontario (Er, Mississauga...Right beside Ontario) So they grew up fairly close to where I live. Speaking of close. Wayne Gretzky has a cottage or something 2 lakes over from my cottage. Uber-effin-pwns eh? Gotta love Wayne Gretzky. New topic: Screw this. I'm not in the mood to talk. I'll write again in a few days...Maybe. Happy New year. I'm not doing anything for new years btw. Unless me and Ryoko kidnap Deanna and Mike, then pick up Jessie, and go to her party. But yeah. I'll probably just stay up with Mike all night.