Writing began: 10:30pm, July 11th Completed writing: 5:00am, July 13th Words: 6,500 Average reading time (At 250 words/minute): 26 Minutes k, just a reminder here, go open up notepad.

x nightmareline: you should start quizzing people x nightmareline: that would be awesome.:-D x nightmareline: just be like "what did i say in line 127 of this entry" x nightmareline: and then you could mail out medals with your face on them hahha x nightmareline: and then on the back put PS. still waiting for my boxers. x nightmareline = Kayla Normaly, I'd go through and find questions to quiz you people on myself, but naaaah, the first few people to read this, find questions for me to add to the end of this entry. k, now for the entry:

Yeah, this entry is dedicated to Mike. Ya' know who's creepy? People who write loooooong entries, and refer to someone a lot in those long entries. If you ever meet someone like that, do not comment on their blog! Well, I don't have anything I want to share my biased opinion on for this entry, so, just like last entry, I'll simply tell you stories about my life. Why would you care about what's going on in my life? Well, you shouldn't. But in the oh-so-famous words of Tim Lambesis, of As I Lay dying: "*deep breath* *shriiieeekkkk*" k, that sentance is just there so that I can say: Go vote for As I Lay Dying for "Who's next" on launch. Actualy, aparently it's just for June, and when you vote it says check back on [insert today's date]! Know what's sad? I have to write down a note at the end of a day-where-something-happened-that-i-can-make-a-sarcastic-remark-about, so that I can remember to write about it here. It's sad, 'cause I only go out like once-twice a week. Now then, let's see what I have in my list for this entry...Wow, the list is a lot smaller than I thought. There's actualy just Saturday on my list. I know you all want to know what happened on Saturday, don't ya'? Well, in 50 minutes it'll be midnight, so I'll write about Saturday until midnight. Which could be like, 10 lines, 'cause I didn't know As I Lay Dying had music videos, so I started watching them on launch, and they keep playing screamo bands. So i keep getting sucked in to watch the music vids. It took me five mintues to write that. Stupid launch. k, so Saturday I went to laser quest (laser quest = cheesy laser tag game thing) with my youth group, because it was the cheapest thing they could find to do, that involved guns. So, to make a long story short, there were about 10 of us (Not including Dan and Judith (the youth leaders) because were too poor to play. =P) and a birthday party, who ran around the dark, smokey maze of mirrors, trying to shoot people. Actualy, you weren't alowed to run. You're also not alowed to make physical contact, but did that stop Carina (One of Deanna's little sisters) from running into me, and hitting me with her gun? No. Duuuude, go watch "Light The Torch" by "soliwork"! It's so fuckin' awesome! So anyway, getting pwned by an 11 year old with a giant plastic laser gun was like, the funnest thing about the actual game. There were funny parts though. I'm walking around, and I didn't really care about the game, so I'd just walk around, and if I could see someone's back for three seconds, I'd shoot them, and walk away. So anyway, I'm walking around, and some kid kept following me, shooting me in the back. At first I didn't care, I was just like "Meh, he'll get bored." So I just keep walking. I walk by Deanna, and she's like "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good" (We didn't stop walking. We just talked louder as we moved further away.) And the kid is still following me. Imagine how that would look. It looks funier in your imagination than it really was. So anyway, we played two rounds. You have to pick a code name each time, so the first time I'm just like "Robbie". And they spelt it "Robby". Like pretty much everyone else does. Bastards. So then Jessie got mad, and was like "That's not a very funny name." "What should I be then?" "Bobert!" So this time they spelt Bobert right. Oh! I should put that as my name on here now. Val, Jan, and Joe are pretty much the only people who have called me Bobert in the past...Like..10 months. Wow, I miss being called Bobert. So anyway, it's almost midnight: My scores were: First round: 4 Second round: 1 The winners had: First round: 973 Second round: 1216 So yeah, I got owned there. Then, I was supposed to get a ride home with Dan and Judith. Therefore, we were the last to leave. Deanna and Jessie (who had come with Deanna) were the second last to leave. Deanna's mom and Judith talked and talked and talked for like, 20 minutes. So Deanna, Jessie, and Carina all sat around and talked, and made fun of me, and tried to convince me to grow my hair long, so it can be braided, Then Carina gave me her necklace with a silver spiderman on it. I was like "*squeal* yay!" It looks rediculus on me, but that's okay. I think I'll switch the chain, for some leather thingy. And only wear it when I'll be seen by people who would notice it. Oh, and on Sunday Julia (Deanna's other little sister) gave me my fixed bracelet. Oh, you guys don't know about the bracelet, do you? k, well, for those of you who read my last entry, and actualy remembered any of it, I went to wonderland with Deanna's family a while ago. (Kayla commented on it, so she must remember.

look at you and deanna go. robbie getting some action in public places like amusement park lines!! you make me so proud. *cough* 40 *cough*

) And Deanna's little sisters gave me their girly bracelets to wear, and I was like "Yay! I feel so pretty!" But then at the end of the day, they took them back, and I'm like "Aw, I don't feel pretty anymore." So then that Sunday, she come's up to me "I felt baad for making you unpretty, so I made you your own bracelet. =)" It's cute, 'cause she's got a squeaking voice and stuff. =P So anyway, it came apart, so Julia had to fix it for me. So anyway, back to Saturday. As we're pulling out of the parking lot at the same time as Deanna's mom, Judith was driving the car, and Dan was like "Pfft, look at her. She thinks she's all that, 'cause she's driving a Cadalac. Pass her Judith! PASS HERRRRRRRRR!" Deanna's dad bought some old special edition Cadalac thingy...She explained it all to me on the way back from Wonderland, but I forgot most of it. Oh! Speaking of which! Kayla thought my idea of an escalade for her birthday was an awesome idea. Unlike most of you other people. *glares* 10 Minutes 'till midnight. I'm done writing about Saturday, so I'm gonna go watch some music vids for the next 10 minutes.* *10 minutes later* Happy birthday Mikey! You/mean Alanna (Not nice Alanna) can't get mad at me for calling you Mikey, 'cause I was using it to say happy birthday...Well, you can, but if you do, I won't be your friend anymore.) Oh, and in 12 hours, Deanna starts baby sitting again. Which means she'll probably be online. Yay! *lights self on fire, and eats cookies* I'm gonna start a happyness cult, and get everyone happy, and see what they do when they're uber-happy. Of course, I'll have to get someone to supply the drugs...Marcy! Find me some drugs! Hurry hurry hurry! MTV is waiting to air "When idiots get happy"! If I wern't Christian, I would probably start a cult. I'd start like, a suicide cult, and do experiments.

Okay, take this colt .45, and run as fast as you can, then when you get to this point, jump in the air, and at the peak of your jump, shoot yourself in the forehead, and we'll measure how far you fly back. =) ...No no no, he didn't jump high enough...Damn. Okay loser, you're up next.

*24 hours pass* k, I went off and started reading about perverted mages trying to summon stuff. Man, the ocult is hillarious. "Upon summoning it, display the voo...vu...That fucked up symbol for the Elder Ones...Anyawy, display it, lest the darkness wrap you in it's tentacles" Or something like that. I can't believe I reasearched ocult shit from 1:00am-3:00pm. It's all so amusing. (I'm Christian, but it's fun reasearching this stuff. Like, I'd never shoot someone, but I find war history interesting) Heh heh, Mike shall forever remeber the first few horus of his 16th birthday, laughing about perverted mages, who just need an excuse to generate "sexual energy" in public. XD So anyway, I have one of Deanna's hair clips. (Kyoko assures me that they're called hair clips...But then again, she is CLINICALY INSANE! Sorry Kyoko, I just have to side with Tom Cruise, and say that pills won't help you!) Tom Cruise is a morron. "Naaaaaah, fixing chemical imbalences won't make you un-depressed". Anyway, I'm trying to make a puppet show with it, but springs in these things are so strong. Every time it opens it's mouth, it has to scream. But it's very slow when it speaks. Not like 8 seconsd into Glassjaw - Siberian Kiss, where the guy shrieks out 3 lines in 2 seconds. More like 1:45 into Linkin Park - Faint, where chester screams slowly. Oh man, I love it when he does that in concert. It's so much better than on the album. So anyway, hair clips (At least the ones I've come into contact with.) suck for puppet shows. They are awesome to clamp onto your arm, while you're reading up on how many times you have to jack off on your manure, to spawn a humonculi. (Again, with the perverted mages) Ya' know another awesome music vid? Fear Before The March Of Flames - Should have stayed in the shallows By the end of the vid, they're covered in blood. It's like, raining blood. The screamer is spitting blood, man! It's so awesome. Speaking of blood, I should draw some more bloody pictures of saskue. Maybe next time. Oh! I got this e-mail from some girl who saw my photobucket. DAMNIT! I deleted the e-mail. I wanted to show it to you guys. Well, basicaly it just called me a sick bastard, and that I was lucky that my photobucket wasn't reported, or something. None of you agree with that, right? RIGHT? *pulls out knife* Know what's hot? Rambling Unorganized nuNs thAt are Waving And Yelling. Oh, check this out: Yeah. I even knew who the pictures of the people belonged to. I lost points, 'cause I don't know much about/own very much equipment about science. Oh yeah, since it's been 24 hours, I'm gonna dedicate the rest of this entry to Jen, 'cause she thinks she can get more love from stupid myspace. OH! OH! OH! Remember I said Deanna was supposed to come online today?! She did! Yay! *starts happy cult* Heh, a billion people added her. Anna got Deanna's e-mail from an unsuspecting Akiko a couple months ago. Anna then proceeded to get pissed off at me, and distribute her e-mail to everyone else. Everyone else then proceeded to add her to their msn. Deanna then proceeded to deny them all. Which means, Mike, that she won't be online for you. =P Heh heh, but Dani didn't get to meet her. Which is good. I think. But I sent her a screenshot of my convo with Deanna, to semi-prove to her that Deanna isn't one of my alternate personalities. Oh, and Meg is obsesed with proving that me and Dani love each other. -She says she hates you, and for you to go to hell, but she really means she loves you. -Opposites atract -Hate = LOVE -She's constantly talking about how much she hates you. Which means she must like you. -Kicking you in the nuts, means she wants in your pants. See kids, this is what happens when you find romance novels more interesting than Calculus. =O Calculus! I miss it soooooo fucking much. Sort of. This year I'm gonna take an easier grd 12 math course. Matt and I are both gonna do the course. Basicaly, I'm gonna do it, and he's gonna use my work as a copy reference. Since I'm only gonna be starting grd 10 this year, I have it all planned out what I'm gonna do for math for the next three years: This year: Data Management. The easy stuff. Next year: Trig. Ugh. I can't memorized all that crap. T_T Actual grd 12: Geometry. Mmmm, 3D graphs are sexeh. But I'm not sure if I'll be able to make a graphing program for them. Blah. Maybe I'll just download one. Geometry isn't something I'm really interested in, but 3D graphs are awesome, and if I STILL don't understand how 3d engines work, it ought to help out. Blah, learning Trig and Geometry are gonna be really anoying, but the things I'll be able to do with that knowledge will be...So...So...*drool* The formulas I'll be able to make. The algorathems I'll invent. The engines I'll design... BLAH, if only this was 8 years ago. I wish I was around back in the 80s. Do you know how cool it'd be to seen, and work with early web development languages? It'd be AWESOME! C and stuff was too early, and too raw. I wouldn't have had the patience to sit and learn that stuff. But the 80s is fine. Windows came out in the 80s, java was developed in the early 90s, php came along in the mid 1990s...Just...Man.. Watching soft/hardware coming along, and...Yeah. I'm just going around in circles. I wonder if I'm trying too hard to comprehend stuff right now. I mean, it's awesome to force yourself to comprehend how 3d works and stuff, but what's the point if you're gonna burn out and die at 19? Naaaaah. I'm azn. Azns can comprehend anything. Our eyes are so small, because at birth, we were able to comprehend so much already, that our brain imploded, and sucked our face inwards. If we can comprehend so much that our brain implodes at BIRTH, I don't see why I can't comprehend building a mechanical piece of equipment capable of interfacing with the world around it, at 15. Then again, our brains did implode upon birth. Which means we can comprehend, just not handle the comprehension. Ha, I love making up stuff. I should write some ocult book. It'd make so much more sense than the stuff they have now. Know what I'd probably be scared of if I saw one? A baT. I'd probably Hate to sEe a bat. I'm reallY scaREd of little things like that. Blood is CoOl and all, but My blood Is coolest. Only my damN blood. Not some fuckinG vampire bat's. Fuck man. I'm only at 2.5 thousand words. I know! I'll do quizes and stuff! Yay! Okay, here we go: I got this from here: http://www.bzoink.com/surveys.php?id=5369, but the little [input type="text"] boxes are too damn small.

Does anyone look good in spandex? Me. But I look better in boxers. But I need my FUCKING BOXERS BACK. Does luck truely exist? Yes. Luck: WI (village, FIPS 46200) Location: 45.57517 N, 92.46729 W Population (1990): 1022 (501 housing units) Area: 4.3 sq km (land), 1.5 sq km (water) Zip code(s): 54853 For the record, Dildo also exists. Are superheroes allowed to do bad in order to do good? It obviously depends on how much greater the good is. Stealing a bag of skittles, order to construct a rainbow, to stop a nuclear missle from hitting my house, is definetly something spiderman would do. So if the good out-weighs the wrong, then I say yes. If, however, someone like that superman 'tard, were to steal MY bag of skittles, in order to stop a nuclear missle from hitting Dani's house...Well...I don't think that warrants the loss of my skittles. Why are there 26 letters in the alphabet, but like 28 in the Spanish alphabit Because of your mom. Is the answer really blowing in the wind? Depends what the question is. "Should I steal your skittles, to save Dani's house?" "Hmm...Lemme check the wind." "How long will it take to arrive?" "Let me just check the wind, and generate a mathimatical formula." Are rappers considered singers? What's your definition of singing? As far as I know, it's simply talking, while altering your voice and/or punctuation, to purposly match the background music. Therefore, yes. When is a heart attack not serious? When is someone important enough to be considered assinated, rather than murdered? Why is the first syllable of diet "DIE"? Same reason I slept with your mom. Is there a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow? Do you know how many people would be generating rainbows if that were true? Why are some myths called "Old Wives Tales"? Because "Old Wives Tales" (btw, "wives" should be "wive's") was created back before women started speculating that they were equal to men. (They actualy think they're better, but they figured they'd have a better chance at getting men to give them jobs, if men simply thought women thought they were equal. Just wait, in 2060, there'll be no more "women's equal rights" groups. They'll all have become "women are right" groups.) And so, men thought of women, as crazy old ladies, who generated babies. (And since they generated the babies, it's only fair that they take care of the babies too) Since women were old and crazy back then, nothing they said was taken seriously. Therefore, if they started making myths, they were simply called "old wive's tales", rather than myths, because old wives were insane. Where as Al Azif's necronomicon, must be full of truth. (For the record, I was being sarcastic in that paragraph. The necronomicon isn't actualy true.) What does "Keeping it Real" mean? It means "keeping it in your mom". Do clowns taste funny? Geez. The New York Times writes ONE article about my canibalism, and sudenly the whole world wants to know what things taste like. Can a blind man see the future? Can your mom see me throughing pebbles at her window? Are marbles made of marble? Is Evanescence called Metal? Yes. Is it Metal? No. I love Evanescence, but I want to slap people who call it Metal. And I'm not even a metal head. =O Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? =O Are you mocking Walt Disney? Ohhhh, you gonna get it once he's unfrozen! Can you get cornered in a round room? Define "cornered". In the context you've used it, I assume you mean "trapped". If so, then I'd inclined to say yes, depending on the radius of the room, and size of whatever is "cornering" you. Is a gold fork still considered "silverware"? Why wouldn't it be? Silverware is another word for "utensils". Is popcorn a vegetable? Is a hamburger meat? Yes. How did cops get the nickname of pigs? One could speculate for hours about this. Everything from eating donuts all day, to being greedy, and accepting bribes. Hell, it could just be something criminals made up to yell out, to insult the cops. Speaking of which, how is screaming "fucker!" at someone, an insult in today's sex-driven society? Were french fries first made in France? Wow. Has no one ever explained this to you? Educate yo' self, fucka! How is powdered sugar made? I've never actualy seen powdered sugar, but I would assume it's by grinding sugar particles? Since "peer" is not spelled pear, shouldn’t appear be pronounced ap-pear Alas, english phoenix isn't perfect when you translated a word over from other languages. Why is shampoo clear, while conditoner isn't? I'll come up with an answer to this, once I use conditioner. Would a pastor perfom his own wedding? Would an executioner behead himself? He could, but it'd be awkward. Can fat people go skinny dipping? Wow, you're shallow. Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food? Because cats chase mice because the mouse is small, and moves around. Why don't they make yarn flavoured cat food, with little threads in it? Why is Goofy more respected than pluto? Their both dogs. Firstly, it's spelt "they're", not "their". Secondly, that's a very rediculus question. It's like asking "Why are azns more respected than white people? They're both humans." The simple answer is "Because Mike is white. Thus, making bringing down the respect of every white person out there. Now hurry up and kill him, before he starts pressuring me to pay him back his 50 bucks. It's for your white pride, fools! Why are their handicapp parking spaces at a skating rink? Because you spelt "handicap" with an extra "p" at the end of it. How does a black light work? Educate yourself, white fool. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? Are our bodies held together with skin, or hair? Why is there a posket in the front of my skirt? Probably the same reason there's a poCket in the front of your skirt. Shouldn't Tarzan have a beard? Funny things happen to your body, when all you eat is bugs. Can you dilute water? I can dilute your mom. Could you make a chocolate cow? As well as an icecream, and cheese cow. None of them would be able to function of course. And why the hell would I create a chocolate COW? That's like asking if I could create a brick wheelbarrow. If you think a chocolate cow will produce chocolate milk, then your logic is kind of screwed up. If a chocolate cow can create chocolate milk, then what do you call a cow that doesn't create chocolate milk? Just "cow", right? There's no adjective in front of "cow", to make it mean that it generates "normal" milk. So it would make more sense to think of a new name for this chocolate-milk-generating species. Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do one-limbed humans swim in circles? No. They learn to balance themselves out. They can't swim as strong as they could if they had both limbs, but they don't swim in circles. Even though a Duck's legs arn't as fully rotatble as our leg joints, they still manage to get to where they're going. If you strangled a leprauchan would he turn blue? Depends on how their blood works, how thick their skin is, which veins (if any) you're stopping the circulation of, etc. How deep would the ocean be if there were no sponges? We don't even know how deep the ocean is now WITH sponges. What is the sound of one hand clapping? wtf kind of question is that? The answer depends on what you classify clapping as. The closest thing to clapping with one hand, is hitting your thumb against your fingers. That creates a very weak sound. However, the general concept of clapping your hands, is hitting both your hands together. Therefore, that's like asking "What is the highest number?" Why doesn't superglue stick to the sides of the tube? Go learn how glue works, then, if you still don't understand, read up on airtight tubes.

Wow, I'm already at 4,000 words. One more quiz, then bed. (Wow, I've been wanting to do these thigns since march. I've got a big list of them still. =P)

HAVE YOU EVER... 1. Kissed your cousin: Nope 2. Ran away: Nope 3. Pictured your crush naked: Just when I've had to summon a shoggoth. (perverted mage thing) So no. 4. Skipped school: Difficult to do when you've been homeschooled all your life. 5. Broken someone's heart: *snickers* Right. Like I could do that. I've really got to start making my own quizes. That way there's not QUESTIONS MISSING. 7. Cried when someone died: I don't know many people that've died. 8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Pfft, me? Not able to get something?! Ha. 9. Broken a bone: No. =( 10. Done something embarrassing: Ever seen that clip of a drunk guy running through a linux convention, naked, screaming "Windows pwns!"? Yeah... 11. Lied: I don't lie. (=O Was that a lie or not? =O) 12. Cried in school: School = Home, so yeah. WHICH IS [BETTER]... 13. Coke or Pepsi: I don't have a preference. 14. Sprite or 7UP: 7UP is sweeter. 15. Girls or Guys: Depends what you want done. 16. Flowers or Candy: COOKIES. 17. Scruff or Clean shaved: I don't particularly care. Oh! Funny quote (between a guy and a girl): "I miss it so much! But I guess I can't expect a woman to understand the relationship between a man and his facial hair." "Oh please, just get over it." "I'VE HAD THAT MUSTACHE FOR 10 YEARS!...How long have you had yours?" 18. Blondes or Brunettes: "They say Blondes have the most fun...But that's not true. Sluts have the most fun". I prefer Brunettes. 19. bitchy or slutty: Hmm, Dani or Anna...So hard to choose. 20. Tall or Short: So long as they can reach the shelf with the cookies on it at the grociery store, it doesn't matter. 21. Pants or Shorts: Pants. Always pants. Even when I swim. It's in my pants. Oh! Let's play the "in my pants" game! 22. Night or Day: Night...In my pants. WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX... 23. What do you notice first: Ummm...In my pants. 24. Last Person You Slow Danced with: N/A...In my pants. 25. Worst Question To Ask: In my pants? THE LAST TIME YOU... 26. Showered: This morning. In my pants. 27. Stepped outside: A couple days ago. In my pants. 28. Had Sex: Never in my pants. ABOUT YOU... 29. Romantic memory: IN MY PANTS. 30. Your Good luck charm: Whatever happens to be in my pants. 31. Person You Hate Most: I don't really hate many people...that are in my pants. 32. Best Thing That Has Happened: Stuff...In my pants. 33. Why wasn't there no question for 33?: Probably the same reason there was no number 6 in my pants. 34. Picture on your desktop: A blank screen, with the letters "If you can see this, you are not working in my pants." I don't see how people can not understand "if you can see this, you are not working". If you can see your desktop, you don't have a window open, thus you're not working. It's not too hard to comprehend... btw, I came up with that wallpaper *glares* FAVORITE... 35. Color: Black in my pants. 36. Movie: I don't really have one. I just always say "Black Hawk Down" in my pants. 37. Artist or band: I don't really have a favorite either, in my pants. 38. Cars: I dunno, some square car. Like an NSX, or a luxury car, like a bmw, or mercedes. In my pants. 39. Ice Cream: Whatever contains the most sugar in my pants. 40. Why is there no question for 40?: Because it's in my pants. 41. Food: You know...That...Stuff...In my pants. WHO... 42. Makes You Laugh The Most: Mike, in my pants. 43. Makes You Smile: Most people in my pants. 44. Can Make You Feel Better No Matter What: Deanna...No, no perverse ending here. 45. Has A Crush On You: Oh! Oh! Dani does! In my pants! (Pfft, right) 46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? Yes, it's...In my pants. 47. Who Has It Easier?: Whoever is in my pants. 48. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: The thing that was in my pants. DO YOU EVER... 49. Sit By The Phone Waiting For A Phone Call All Night: Of course not...In my pants. 50. Save AIM Conversations: No, because I havn't found an auto-logging function in my pants. But I use messenger plus to log my msn 6 convos. Because msn 7 is fucked up in my pants. 51. Save E-mails: Just the ones about free porn, and cheap drugs that enhance stuff in my pants. 52. Forward Secret E-mails: And waste e-mail provider's bandwidth/space? Pfft in my pants. 53. Wish You Were Someone Else: Who else would I want to be in my pants? 54. Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: only in my pants. 55. Wear perfume: I don't personaly put it on, but I have worn it a couple times in my pants. 56. Kiss: Nope in my pants. 57. Cuddle: Sometimes I unplug my computer, bring it to bed, and hold it really close in my pants. 58. Go Online For Longer Than Eight Hours At A Time: Of-fucking-course in my boxers. (Pfft, screw pants) HAVE YOU EVER 59. Fallen For Your Best Friend that was a girrl?: Never had a best friend that was a girrl in my pants. 60. Made Out With JUST A Friend?: No in my pants. 61. Kissed Two People In The Same Day?: Havn't even kissed one people in the same day, in my pants. 62. Had Sex With Two Different People In The Same Day?: Of course...In my pants...But it was to summon a shoggoth. 63. Been Rejected?: Why else would I confine myself to the computer? "I'm sorry sir, but you suck at disco. Therefore, you can not enter this club." I've been scared for life, ever since, in my pants. 64. Been In Love?: ...In my pants. 65. Set up two of ur friends: Mike: Okay, when I log off, tell Alanna I like her. Me: Okay. Alanna: So who does Mike like? Me: You. Mike would be quite sad if I repeated what she said to that. Never-the-less, they're together now. 66. Used Someone?: It's kind of in my patholigy, in my pants. 67. Been Used?: That's what happens when coding a database is the simplest thing in the world, in my pants. 68. Dumped Someone?: No in my pants. 69. Been Cheated On?: I'll never forget the day I found out my operating system was having intercourse with the melissa virus. Slut. In my pants. 70. Been Kissed: No in my pants. 71. Done Something You Regret?: Of course in my pants. ...What? You want examples? WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON... 73. You Talked To?: Myself, in my pants. 74. You Hugged?: Uhh...Probably my aunt. Like back at Christmas. In my pants. (ewwww) 75. You Instant Messaged?: Deanna. In my...MSN. Yeah. 76. You Kissed?: My monitor. Mmmmm in my pants. 77. You Yelled At?: MY FUCKING SLUT OF A COMPUTER. in my pants. 78. You Thought About?: The last /person/ I answered a question with...Therefore, Deanna. 79. Who Text Messaged You?: Ewww, cellphones in my pants. 80. Who Broke Your Heart?: My computer in my pants. 81. Who Told You They Loved You?: Probably Kayla. In my pants. MORE ABOUT YOU... 82. Color Your Hair? Black. Not brown. In my pants. 83. Have Tattoos? None, yet. I'm gonna get binary all up my arm. It'll say some awesome, geeky phrase. In my pants. 84. Have PiercingS: in my pants. 85. Boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes. 86. Own A Webcam?: Nope, in my pants. 87. Own A Thong?: It's hidden away in my pants. 88. Ever Get Off The Damn Computer?: Of course not. It's just so damn good in my pants. 89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Only in my pants. 90. Habla espanol?: Not even in my pants. HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU... 92. Stolen Anything?: I shoved it in my pants. 93. Smoke?: Nope. in my pants. 94. Schizophrenic?: Pfft, of course not...In my pants. 95. Obsessive?: Fuck yes. In my pants. 96. Compulsive?: Meh, in my pants. 97. Obsessive compulsive?: Meh in my pants. 98. Panic?: Fuck yes in my pants. 99. Anxiety?: Lately, yes, in my pants. 100. Stressed?: Extremly in my pants.

One more quick one...'cause everyone has done this one, and I want to be popular too.

Put an x in the box ([ ]) of the ones that are true. [ ] I am bisexual or homosexual. [x] I've consumed alcohol. (My uncle gave me some beer when I was like, 5. Pfft, that doesn't explain why I act like I do now.) [ ] I've run away from home. [ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am. [ ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb. [x] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up. [z] I am for Bush. (I support the war. And I defend him on a lot of retarded stuff people like Micheal Moore bring up about him...Thus I put a zed in the box.) [ ] I don't really care about Bush [x] I listen to political music. (I only put an x there, because if people think that fuckin' GREEN DAY's album is "so omgz political", then the music I listen to, must be like...Well, uber-political, or something. I personaly don't think anything I listen to is all that political, but like I said, compared to green day...) [x] I have collected comic books. Do PDFs of spiderman comics count? [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. [ ] I open up to others easily. [x] I am keeping a secret from the world [x] I watch the news. [ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. [ ] I own an iPod or MP3 (I own a portable tape player. Ye', I'm so gangsta.) [ ] I own something from Hot Topic [ ] I love Disney Movies. [ ] I am a sucker for brown hair. [x] I don't kill bugs. (It's not that I like them, it's just that I'm terrified of them. I shriek and shriek and shriek, until Deanna's comes and kills it for me.) [x] I curse regularly. (As a reaction. I don't curse in regular conversations. Except when I'm talking to Mike, or writing in here.) [ ] I paid for that cell phone ring. [ ] I am a sports fanatic. [x] I have "x"s in my screen name. (Not in an emo way. =P) [x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation. [x] I love Spam. (I love making spam, ever since I came home from my cottage, and Angela had filled up my inbox with e-mails. Now I spam Deanna's inbox.) [ ] I bake well. [x] I would wear pajamas to school. [ ] I own something from Abercrombie. [ ] I have a job. [ ] I love Martha Stewart. [ ] I am in love with love. [ ] I am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [x] I am self conscious. (I refuse to type when someone's watching, and I don't like people reading my source code) [x] I like to laugh. [ ] I smoke a pack a day. [ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower. [ ] I loved Go Ask Alice. [ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. [ ] I can't swallow pills. [ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem [ ] I eat fast food weekly. [x] I have many scars. (I sucked at biking. Yet I loved trying to go off jumps on my bike.) [x] I've been out of this country. [x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. [x] I am really ticklish. [ ] I see a therapist. [x] I love chocolate. [x] I bite my nails. [x] I am comfortable with being me. [x] I play video games. [ ] I'm single [x] I'm in a relationship [ ] Had someone cheat on you [ ] Miss someone right now [ ] lost a loved one [x] snuck out of the house [x] gotten lost in your city [x] saw a shooting star [x] been to any other countries besides the united states [ ] had a serious surgery [x] gone out in public in your pajamas (Basicaly, my boxers.) [ ] kissed a stranger [ ] hugged a stranger [ ] been in a fist fight [ ] been arrested [ ] done drugs [x] laughed and had a drink come out of your nose [ ] pushed all the buttons on an elevator [ ] made out in an elevator [ ] swore at your parents [ ] kicked a guy where it hurts [ ] been in love [ ] been close to love [x] been to a casino [ ] been skydiving [ ] broken a bone [ ] been high [ ] had sex [x] given someone a bruise [ ] skinny-dipped [ ] skipped school [x] flashed someone (I've lifted my shirt up.) [ ] had oral surgery [ ] done the splits [ ] drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour [x] bitten someone [x] been to Niagara Falls [x] gotten the chicken pox [ ] been dumped [ ] had feelings for someone who didnt have them back [ ] stole something from your job [ ] gone on a blind date [x] lied to a friend [ ] had a crush on a teacher (substitutes count too) [ ] saw someone die [ ] been to Africa [ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day [x] Been to Canada [x] Been to Mexico [x] Been on a plane [ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show [ ] Thrown up in a bar [x] Purposely set a part of myself on fire [x] Eaten Sushi [x] Been snowboarding [x] Met someone in person from the internet (facebook counts!) [ ] Been moshing at a rock show [ ] Been to a moto cross show [x] had real feelings for someone you knew only online (Heh, sort of) [ ] taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself [ ] been in an abusive relationship [ ] tried killing yourself [x] taken painkillers [ ] love someone or miss someone right now

k, gimme the quiz questions I mentioned at the top of this entry. Questions so far: From spectrenectar: How many boxes have an X in it?