All right hosers! It's official! I have a world of my own! Want to know how I know this, and how I obtained it? Well too bad! I'm just too cool to tell you. Anyway, I'm out of stupid bad guy stuff to put at the top here. And it was stupid anyway. And it was starting to get out-of-style anyway. Soooooooo No more. If you want something funny and stupid, my MSN name right now is "Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}" So my friend aproaches me about that.

[08:12:24 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): hi [08:12:28 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: Hey [08:12:38 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): oh, you're sad today [08:12:39 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): sorry [08:12:46 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: I am? [08:13:04 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): why is your screenname crying then [08:14:11 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: 'cause I want someone to buy me a Hecate 2 :P [08:14:18 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): which is what [08:14:34 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/FirestormX/Hecate22.jpg [08:14:35 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: *drools* [08:14:47 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): ........... [08:14:51 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): you want a real gun? [08:14:59 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: Yeah 8) [08:15:11 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): get the hell out of my sight!! [08:15:22 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): i won't talk to people who want guns to kill [08:15:31 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: I didn't say I wanted it to kill. [08:15:41 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): then what do you need it for [08:15:47 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: I don't need it, I want it :P [08:15:57 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): you're really a sicko [08:16:00 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): I hate guns!! [08:16:13 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: lol, why? 'cause they kill? [08:16:26 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): i don't like them period [08:17:00 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: lol [08:18:22 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): you change that fucking name [08:18:24 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): NOW!!! [08:18:32 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: Why? [08:19:08 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): i don't what the hell goes through your mind, but when you start asking for something looking like that [08:19:14 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): you've really crossed the line... [08:19:53 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: No one's actualy going to go out and buy a 14 year old a tactical weapon. [08:20:08 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): so is this a joke then [08:20:21 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: Sort of. [08:20:29 PM] Nimda - Member of DFC and APC {Someone buy me a fucking Hecate 2! :'(}: I want one, but no one's actualy going to buy it for me. [08:20:49 PM] Mark Carroll - Megaman Final 3 is on the way! ;): lol

Entry dedicated to Amanda, because she is conveniently out of money, and won't buy me a Hecate 2...Instead she wants me to update my diary. Alright people. Last entry, a couple of people made a big deal about my "I'll buy tampons, but now condoms" part at the end. If you're one of the people who are like "Whatever, if he wants kids, that's his...Uhh, problem I guess." I just want to clear this up with you. I don't want kids. Especialy if they're going to take after me. I'd buy tampons, but not condoms for two reasons. 1) I don't plan on haivng sex for a couple of years. (I'm on 14.) 2) Who am I to argue with you if you need a tampon. I've learned my lesson about arguing with someone during that time of the month. Okay, now let's talk about children. 14 years into my life, I have learned two things. I have forgten both of those things. So instead, let's talk about what I would do with kids. (I swear Mike, if you mention insest...) What would I name them. I would name them Child001, Child002, etc. I don't plan on having a couple hundred children, but three digits sounds cool to say. Just imagine. Having kids named "Child001". k, I'm the only one who would like that. I doubt my wife would like that. There'd probably be riots in the streets. "You can't just strip away their identities like that!" They just don't understand that I'm giving them an idenity! I mean, anyone can be named Joe, or Bob, or something, but how many people do you know that will be named Child001? I'd be screwed if I have twins. What would I do with them? Like, play football in stuff in the backyard? Pfft. Have you ever seen me play football? I can run like fuck, I just can't run for very long/throw the football/catch it/get tackled. Wait. omg, I want to go out and get tackled. Fuck you volleyball and your inabiliity to crush my arteries, I'm playin' football. Anyway, I'd teach my kid how to program at a very early age. I'll start off with like, html or something. I'm not just going to throw the kid into C++. The poor little guy's head will explode. Which brings me to another topic. Never question a programmer's logic. Anyone who's ever looked at the source code for AI, knows this. Programmers, Mathamtitions, etc, are fucking geniouses. And I want to be one of them! First rule of being a genius...Learn to spell geniuses. Anyway, some of you know that I want to be able to scream. Like, a kick-ass scream. Not a high-pitched scream (I can already do that...Just ask Jessie or Deanna what happens when they give me a cookie) Something like Burt from The Used. *drool* I love his scream. The guy from Story of the Year isn't too bad either. Pure screamo guys are harder to undrestand. Anyway, imagine me getting mad at the poor kid. Then there's my swearing problem. The poor 4 year old would fuckin' shit his pants. Speaking of my swearing problem, I don't really swear much around people. I'll swear in my blog, or MSN name, but if I'm talking to people directly, I find it really rude to swear talking one on one. (Unless I'm talking to Mike, Dani, Krizel, or Tido) I'll swear some times, you know, mostly out of shock or something, but yeah, I'm generaly child-friendly. =) My msn names on the other hand... Man, almost every time Deanna comes on (You'll find out how many more days until she comes back on, by the end of the entry =P) she's like "Change your name, Simone and Dan are here." Then Simone and Dan (She lets them type whatever they want, they put "s:" or "d:" before their message to show who's talking, and Deanna is just normal messages) Would argue that I can keep it. (They're 11 and something) I change it anyway. I mean, I can't blame her for wanting me to change it. If I was baby sitting I'd be terrified that the kids will go up to their parents and go "And I think I've blown my brains against the ceiling. And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall, fall on your tongue like pixie dust, just like happy thoughts, we'll fly". "O_O Where'd you hear that?" "Deanna's boyfriend said that." "Deanna eh? Hmmm...*fires her*" Well, yeah, she's probably not as worried about that, as she is worried about the younger people reading that in the first place. Like watching violent movies. Blah, whatever. I don't even remember where I was going with this. Deanna's grandma: "Hurry up and have kids so I can be a great-grandma". I can't believe Deanna told me that. I turned SO red when she said that. Man... Later I will do My attAck aT the Hated socializing. In the meantime, I will explain some more about how kick-ass math is. Knowing math can litteraly double your profits:

An electronics store is selling personal CD players. The regular price for each CD player is $90. During a typical two weeks, the store sells 50 units. Past sales indicate that, for every $1 decrease in price, the store sells five more units during two weeks. Calculate the price that will maximize revenue.

Easy as fuck right? Wrong. Wait, no, right. Let x represent the number of $1 decreases. Let R represent revenue. R = price * number sold. Price = 90 - x Number sold = 50 + 5x So this will create the polynimial equation: R(x) = (90 - x)(50 + 5x) R(x) = -5x^2 + 400x + 4500 Now find the first derivitive, to find the critical point. R'(x) = -10x + 400 Isolate x x = 40 We then use the first derivitive test to confirm that a maximum occurs at x = 40 *does test* Yup. Therefore, the Revenue will peak at $50 ($90 - $40) R(90) = 4500 R(50) = 10200 10200 - 4500 = 5700 Wow, sitting down and doing a 2 minute quesiton just made you an extra $5700/two weeks! You've more than doubled your profits. How cool is that eh? I say again. MATH PWNS GEOGRAPHY. Fuckin' geography. How about that msn virus thing goin' around eh? If anyone just randomly sends you a .pif file, don't open it. Don't open any unexpected/unexplained files for that matter. Anyway, after like 10 people tried to send me files, I looked into it. This is the best thing I found in the 30 seconds I spent looking around for info: http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/t103329-new-msn-virus-read.html. Read that. Specificaly this post:

Thank God for Trillian and Spybot. One of my drunkard friends sent me something called "Drunk_lol.pif" which I speedread (I guess) as "Drunk_lol.gif" Once I figured out what it was, I ran it and watched what it did. It's going to mess with your registry, or try, so make sure you have Spybot installed and Resident Protection enabled so you can disallow those changes. Next, if you ran it, open your task manager (This can be found by right clicking on your taskbar and selecting it.) and stop lexplore.exe from running that's lexplore with an "L." Next open a run prompt (hold your windows key and hit r) and type regedit. (No period.) Search the registry for lexplore and delete any keys containing it. Make sure you get them all deleted. (Remember that's with an L, not an I.) Last, check your C: drive for a randomly named PIF and delete it. It'll be something else that's stupidly named, so you know you didn't put it there. (It's just the C: drive, not C:somethingdirectory, just C: Make sure it's gone) It should be gone, though I recommend running a virus scan. If you don't have one, download and run stinger.

Yeah, so if anyone sends you a random .pif file out of no where, tell them they've got a virus, and tell them how to fix it. Speaking of MSN, Anna's got the funniest name right now. "i luv nerds! (the candy, not robbie)" I feel so loved. Espcialy now that Dani complimented me!

[04:08:02 PM] (a)Angel-Chica-TODAY'S HOTT GUY: (l) Agim Kaba: I'm sure you have good qualities hidden [04:08:05 PM] (a)Angel-Chica-TODAY'S HOTT GUY: (l) Agim Kaba: REALLY hidden [04:08:22 PM] (a)Angel-Chica-TODAY'S HOTT GUY: (l) Agim Kaba: like deeply hidden [04:08:32 PM] (a)Angel-Chica-TODAY'S HOTT GUY: (l) Agim Kaba: hidden like you'd never guess they're there

It's not that we hate each other, we just...Disagree all the time. But wow, right now we're getting along! Yay! Today...My little brother's hamster died. And, Dani just lit me on fire...We're not getting along anymore. So we took the hamster down to the Credit River, and burried her there. If anyone asks, she died of old age, not because I used her as a stress ball. Man Mindy (the hamster) was cute. I wanted to just like...curl her up and throw her at the wall or something. Similar to "You're so cute, I could eat you". Anyway, enough about hamsters. The only animals I love. Besides cats. Go google your username. For example, google "firestormx" There's so many forums on there that I've forgoten about. 1) I didn't join whirlpool 2) I don't post my picture online...Much..Especialy some place to get rated. XD Anyway, the point of this, was that my sitD is the first result. Awesomeness. Try google your name, you might get some interesting stuff. I uhh, have nothing more to say. Oh! Val wanted me to do an IQ test. *goes to that fuckin' Tickle iq test*

Congratulations, Robbie! Your IQ score is 133 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results. Find out more in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. It's ready right now!

*drool* What I'd give for that 15-page IQ report. (Seriously, I want it.) w00t, my intellectual type has Mathematician in it! Go read my friend's profile. Uhh, nothing more to say. sitD is down right now (saturday) so I'll post this on sunday. 54 more days from today until Deanna gets back on! 53 from the time you're reading this. Sunday----------------- This addition is brought to you through the magic of forgetting-to-post-this-entry-until-after-church. omg, Amanda is sooo anoying. First she tells me she won't buy me a hecate 2, and then she expects me to write an entry, just because she wants it. Grrr. XD Anyways....OMG, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING UP?! AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Damnit. Damn you Valentine's day! Blaaaahhhh. I hate you soooo much! I hate hate hate you! *kills the naked flying little fucktard with the bow* I'm okay. Okay, I'm going to have to buy something for Deanna. I hear she likes Mercedes...

Will write long diary entries for money

Okay, what should I get her? I'm not walking into a store until I know exactly what I should buy. For her birthday my friend sugested I buy her a clock. A 20 dollar clock. What a rip-off. 20 bucks for a clock. Pfft. (Don't worry, I won't go into one of those math things where I figure out how many clocks they would have to sell to break even) So anyway, I give it to her, and it doesn't work. -_- I blame my friend for that. Mike teases me about that sometimes.

Uh-oh Rob, you're in trouble now. Better take the clock back from Deanna and give it to the assasin over there.

Okay, that was one of the "you had to be there to find it funny" quotes. Whatever. At least the clock is right twice a day. Anyway, yeah, what should I get her?! Ahhh! Stupid kids at church. Won't shut up about me and Deanna. *glares*. I'm sitting there doing my math right (Uber-math nerd XD) and Deanna's friends are sitting across the table, and are like "Oh yeah, then Robbie's going to buy you a thousand roses, and a box of chocolates, and..." Grrr... I'm glad I have my math text book. Just sort of...Turn red, and bury your nose in the book. If someone would BUY ME A HEACTE 2, I could have shot myself. But no. You hosers won't buy me an expensive, high-end, piece of tactical weaponry. Since I wasn't doing the overheads, I was kind of stuck with the "normal" kids. I don't asociate with normal kids. I'm just too damn cool. I just sit there and read. Crystal: "Robbie doesn't get mad! Watch! *pulls my hair* *smacks me in the back of the head* *kicks my shin*" I just sit there and sob in pain. Lousy nerds. They're just jealous of my coolness. I wish I would talk more. I sit there and listen to the conversation, and smile, and laugh, but I don't add anything to the converstation. I feel like a leecher using up everyone's bandwidth, without uploading anything to anyone else. Sooner or later my ip is going to be banned. (Wow, 30 comments last time.) What should I get her? 53 days. Edit 20:00----------------------------- Oh! I just remembered another reason why I wanted to go suck on a .50 caliber, $8100 piece of tactical weaponry. Because no one wants to spend $8100usd on me! T_T That, and I only have 30 bucks. So sugest a gift for 30 bucks. Know why? Because Mike just said

i just feel like calling the Secret Service for the president and go "SNIPERPARADISE.COM OMG I'M GONNA BUY A RIFLE WITH A SILENCER fuckin' bush lets all get him" "....sir.." "oh shit, you ain't bob are ya?" "....." "ALLAH BOMB PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weeee. *hangs up*"

How do you play Bash? Andrea did it on me, then she walked over and did it to Deanna. We ended up both marrying each other, living in a house, having 10 kids (child001-010) and riding a bike. I don't understand how this is supposed to work. From what I saw (and I didn't see much) you simply write down random names/other stuff, and count 'em with a random number or something. Like, if you just re-arrange the words, you'll get a completely different life. wtf kind of way to tell the future it that? How did this mash thing get so big? wtf is it? Die mash. Die. You make no sense. I hate you. You die harder now. Die like cupid. After I shot him with my Hecate 2 that someone will buy me. Agghhhh. I hate stuff that doesn't make sense. Like this edit for example. Deanna did a card trick last year. I'm like "O_O Holy crap" "Pretty cool eh? It's mathematicaly proven to work too." Just tell me math can make it work, and I'm happy. ^_^ Man, math is awesome. You can't do anything without it. Back to the card game thing, I spent FIVE hours the next day, trying to figure out how it works. Five fucking hours. Then I just ask my friend, and she types it all out. I can't believe I didn't just ask google. Anyway, yeah. Just had to edit this to tell you that mash is stupid. End Edit----------------------------- Edit 21:45----------------------------- Using band names/singers, spell out your name: R - Robbie...There's gotta be some singer named Robbie. O - Opera Singers X (Someone out there has to think that's a good name) B - Blindside B - Bobby Brown and the Backyard Boys. I - Interns, the E - Eminem Have you ever had a song written about you? I've written lots of songs about me. I'll sing them for you later. Which song has ever made you cry? Uhh, a lot...But uhhh, that's only because they were so manly they made me trip and scrape my knee, thus making me cry...Yeah...I don't listen to sappy music... What song makes you happy? The Care Bears theme. who do you like to listen to before bed? Whatever's in my playlist. HEIGHT: No clue. HAIR COLOR: Black. SKIN COLOR: Green. It needs sun. EYE COLOR: Brown PIERCINGS: Two in my thumb. Uber-big ones. Like the size of the head of a hammer. They really hurt getting them. But I got a backyard patio out of it, so it's all good. TATTOOS: None. But I am SO getting binary tattoos all up and down my arms. *drools* WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not wearin' any. *wink wink, nudge nudge*. But the few times I wear them, they're black jeans. All I've got. XD WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Apocalyptica - Harmageddon WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH? Ramen WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE? You mean...Outside? O_O HOW ARE YOU? Nice 'n' cold. GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if I spin around in my wheelie chair a few times. HAVE A BAD HABIT? Where to start... GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Sometimes. LIKE TO DRIVE? Who doesn't? Besides Amanda. FAVORTIE TV SHOW? I don't watch TV. CONDITIONER? Pffft, Conditioner. I'm too cool for Conditioner. BOOK? Geek's guide to Unix...Which I will write once I learn how to spell, stay on topic, and not swear when I type. MAGAZINE? Cosmo. Actualy, I don't read magazines. But I'd read Cosmo if someone bought it for me. NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Caffine. ALCOHOLIC DRINK? You drink Alchohal? All this time I've been dousing myself in it, and lighting myself on fire... THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND? Guess. BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER? Stuff. HAVE YOU BROKEN THE LAW? Don't tell my parents. RAN AWAY FROM HOME? As well as walked, driven, and dragged. Yes. I don't go out as much as I used to though. SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE? Maybe. EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING? Nope. MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL? I've tried with my friend a few times. I start giggling as soon as we start to dial. I finally control it...Then when the person picks up, I start giggling all over again. EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY? Nope. USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE? Maybe. SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE? One of the downsides of homeschooling all your life... FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH? Sadly, no. BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY? Nope. I was in a church play once. I was a bum sleeping off in the corner. w00t. I hate plays. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER? If anyone wants to cry on my shoulder, go ahead. HAVE A BOYFRIEND? *drool* ---I mean, no! HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? Yeah. Tell me what to get her for Valentine's day for 30 bucks. SEXUALITY? Male. CHILDREN? Child001. CRUSH? I didn't crush the hamster. BEEN IN LOVE? *hugs computer and doesn't let go* HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE? Oh. My. Gosh. YES. I had to like, get a ladder and walk over the guy, he was so freakin' tall, and he wouldn't move. Turns out it was a statue in the park. BEEN HURT? Nope. But I plan to get hurt in the future. Let's see....Firecrackers, gunshots, stabbed, car crash... YOUR GREATEST REGRET? Not talking. Happens every time I leave the house. GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS? No DO YOU HAVE A JOB? I shovel snow. XD WHAT DOES YOUR CD PLAYER HAVE IN IT RIGHT NOW? I don't use CD players/CDs. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White. No one uses white. No one even notices white. WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST? QNNMT5 (my computer's name) WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? Blood. And my Computer. End Second Edit-----------------------------