After bying an Oregon State Lottery ticket, Alice Krumm looked at the winning numbers posted on a sign by the cash register of the store. To her dismay, she was only one number away from winning $20. Sneaking to the back of the store, she took out a ballpoint pen and changed the number onthe lottery ticket. Then she went to the counter to collect her prize. The clerk spotted the forgery right away and called police, and Krumm was arrested and charged with fraud. Then the arresting officer made a startling discovery. Had Krumm looked more closely at the sign listing the winning numbers, she owuld have seen that her original ticket had also been a winner --- for $5,000! Yeah, I'm going to start quoting weird-but-true stories from now on. Unitl I run out of them :p

Wow, long time without sharing a new chapter of my life's story. I'm HOPING to keep this short. But hey, it's me. Anyway, not a whole lot happened lately. Well, yeah, I guess a lot has. First there was my Mom's side of the family's Christmas party. I don't remeber the date. How nice of me. That was...ummm...The same as the other years I guess. Got a lot of reading/sleeping done, (There's no one my age there to play with, and my aunts/uncles/older cousins have figured out by now that I don't talk much, so they just leave me alone) and a hell of a lot of tube socks/spider-man boxers. My Aunts were like...Making fun of me for them XD *shrugs* Whatever. They're old. They're not hip. They don't know that Spider-man is cool. Then we got home, and my family dumped all the clothes they didn't want, onto me. (They know I don't care what I wear.) Most of it was just socks and spider-man boxers. (Yeah, my grandma gets everyone the same stuff XD) so now my drawer can't even close with all my tube socks (43 pairs. My dad wanted to keep two =P) and I have to put socks into my shirt drawer. Mmmm, tube socks. Speaking of CHRISTmas presents, I still had to get Deanna her candy canes! I was planning to get her 20 bucks of candy canes in Toronto when I went with Matt to meet Val in Toronto last friday. But for some reason we couldn't find a single store that sold candy canes in that frigin' four story mall. (Not that I was looking very hard. =P) So anyway, on the way home last night from Matt's place, I convinced my mom to let me buy some candy canes at Shoppers Drug Mart. So I grabeed 20 bucks of Candy canes (uber-expensive stuff! Like 3 bucks for 10! I wanted to just wait 'till after CHRISTmas, when they're like 50 cents. *sigh* (Yeah, I'm uber-cheap)) and walked up to my mom and I'm like "Okay, can I borrow 20 bucks?" "20 bucks? For what?" "Candy canes" "Why are you getting 20 bucks of candy canes?" (Neither of our parents doesn't know that Deanna and I are together) "Oh, uhh...I get hungry." "You're not getting 20 bucks of candy canes -_-" So anyway, I got one box. (btw, I don't actualy talk like that with my mom, but you know...It makes these entries more intersting) *sigh* I didn't have 20 bucks anyway. I've got 5 left. I'll go up to Deanna "Here's a box of candy canes. Here's 5 bucks too. Go buy more candy canes after Christmas, and you'll be able to get as many as you normal would be able to for another 15 bucks before CHRISTmas". ...Yeah. Good plan. Man, I'm glad she's not the type of person who would slap me XD (She bought me a box of cookies and a sweat-shirt. I got her a box of candy canes, and an uber-crumpled 5 dollar bill) Okay, now for the best part. SNOW! THERE'S FUCKING SNOW FALLING! Actualy, it already fell. And I went out and shoveled it last night. I love going out in the snow at like 3am and shoveling/working on my igloo. It's so...Relaxing...Calming...I don't know, it just kicks ass. It'd be awesomer if I had a cd player walkman thingy...Whatever it's called...But it would only get used like 10 times/year, so I'm not going to bother buying one. Man, I love snow SOOOO much! I took all the snow from the lawn, driveway, neighbor's driveway, and anywhere else I could find it, and put it into a big 6' pile that's like 8' x 12'...Roughly. Then I started tunneling it out, and took all the snow that I dug out, and put it back on the pile, so now the pile is who-knows-how-big now. Then I went up on the roof, and measured the thicknes (it was like from my finger tips to my elbow) and I figured it was thick enough right? --Wait, before I go on with this story of stupidity, I should explain that I did all this last year. And it was...like...awesome. Then, one day I was like "Know what would be awesome?" "What?" (I'm skitzophrenic) "Doing a backflip off the fort!" (I can do backflips on the trampoline, so why would the snow be any different?) So I climb up on top, and try it. Man, it was just like some comedy movie. Or the Red Green show or something. (That show pwns btw) I didn't jump out from the fort far enough -- Actualy, I just jumped straight up and down -- so I spun half way, then gravity pulled me down, and I bounced off my head from the top of the igloo, then flopped down the side of the fort. And so, all summer I've been wanting to try that again. So anyway, back to the present; I climb up on the top that I /think/ is thick enough. Then, I go to push off to do a backflip, and the roof colapses. Right then and there. Bam. Gone. I'm laying there. With no roof. *sniffle* Anyway, the point of this was just to say that snow fuckin' pwns j00 411, and that my snowfort caved in, and that snow pwns. "I believe in signs. I think this is a sign that I shouldn't do backflips off my igloos." "No, it just means you need to learn to use packing snow, and now powder." Oh yeah, and CHRISTmas. That seems to be a hot issue these days. I wish they would keep their kids in school during CHRISTmas holidays. Main reason being, is that everyone's out of school. (duh) The reason I don't like that is because everyone comes onto msn and are bored, so they come and talk to me! Ahhh! They don't seem to realize that us online-school-homeschooling freaks don't stop doing work for holidays. I don't anyway. I'm not a nerd, geek, or any other form of social outcast! Well, that's what some people say anyway. (I'm not a DORK Mike XD Yeah, had to mention you, since you mentioned me...So many times.) OH OH! And Val is leaving for her holiday in hell (aka, a really warm place with no snow) tomorow! (Friday) She left to go to her Dad's place to get ready yesterday, and I wasn't online to say good bye! T_T Man, I feel so bad that I didn't get to say good bye. Oh well, have fun Val! *waves* Anyway, that's all for now, Merry Christmas, Happy knew year, I'm going skating tomorow. ciao.