yessssss i got the cd embaressing moment of the day: at best buy, i chanced it and wore the tube top with a jacket that was only somewhat zipped (you could still tell it was a tube top that was almost all see through except i wasnt cold), bent over to pick up the cd, and oopsie daisies. good thing i brought that jacket, i just zipped it up all the way and high tailed it out of there. i'm a tad too diary-happy today, yes? i forced down a sandwich, yay. the strawberry milk my mother bought me looks sickening. would it be mean to pour it in the toilet, flush, and tell her it tasted delicious? will someone please tell me why the fuck the ads at the top of my page are always about clean ways for women to use the bathroom, or ways for women to use the bathroom standing up? its starting to um, freak me out a bit. ironically, it smells like pee in here. now i'm afraid to walk, that one of my dogs may have had some fun.