Man on the side

Listening to: Jet - Cold hard Bitch
Feeling: hip
Revelation.... I have an unfullfilling relationship with a 38 year old waitress, a single mother of 4 with a 60 year old boyfriend. My job is to wait around to give her the good fuck whenever she feels the need for it. I am just her man on the side. But every now and then, I go to the diner where she works, and the tables are turned....she now waits on me. I become her customer. I am her number one priority for 20 minutes. Every now and then I score a free breakfast. Ain't payback a bitch? =)
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is a free breakfast really worth that much? :-/