I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HES HOT PROPERTY. you are jealous. my math teacher: wow zoe, youre really snappy today! me: I know, im in a good mood. boy: why are you in a good mood? me: (smiles mysteriously) ohhhh...I dont know, lots of reasons.... today i wore ugg boots with my teired skirt and BRIGHT PINK TIGHTS. jenny of death came up to me and was like: "OHMIGOD. what are you WEARING?" i didnt say anything but i seriously wanted to say "hey guess what JENNY. you wear a NEGLIGEE to school every day. and youre FAT. SHUTTHEFUCKUP." la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa tessah is my gossip buddy. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. has a guy ever uh.... "POKED YOUR SQUID"? yeah, its a new one. FUCKING HILARIOUS. fin.