Man Eater Song- we pulled matt's car to pieces and pushed it on the road because the dickhead wo0uldn't give us a ride home
Promiscuous Girl Song- abusing jess maxwell. Dancer thighs bitch, Pizza face, Ugly
Michael Jackson- ALEX!! jumping on the bonnet of the car in the middle of the busiest road in wellington, and climbing up the window screen
Nag Tag- receiving mean packages with fat bitch food in it!! and stealing peoples shit and being naughty
Nag Tag- you and i, food fighting with fucken liz tully and all the 7th formers, slitting her tyres.
Jess- FUCK THE C CLASS BULLSHIT- STRAIGHT A
Nag Tag: Jess- chasing me around the school with the goldfish
Nag Tag Exams- wagging them
Nag Tag Matrons- YOUR MUM'S A MAN!!
Nag Tag Dance- refusing to go. everyone threw a mental at us
Nag Tag Rec- wagging and playing neopets and eating like 5 dinners!!
Nag Tag Dorms- throwing slippers at EVERY light in the dorm so that they'd blow. then they had to get the electrician to come in because they thought there was some technical bullshit going on. skez and someone else took the blame
CHRISTCHURCH: hashcookie = me sick as FUCK
dinner was wasted as and jes stole my potatoes and i was like "i'm sure i had more on my plate- while falling off the chair"
first kiss first kiss in brad's car. hahahha
brad's bed rolling him off the bed when he was wasted and him cracking his head open
magical dog paths brad's house. brad was fucked again
the slapper HERPES!!
Nag Tag Orange getting stood down for throwing an orange
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