This guy was really sick during the night and he ended up just taking a crap all over his bed. He wakes up and is like, "Man, what am i going to do with this? This is sick!" Since he didn't want to deal with the mess, he just picked up his sheets and threw them out the window. At the same time, a drunk man was walking along the street. The sheet landed right on him. He started fighting it and trying to get it off, which was more difficult then it seems becuase he was intoxicated. He finally got the sheet off and walks into a bar, smelling horrible from all crap on the sheets. The bartender says, "Man, you smell horrible! What is up with that?" the drunk man replies by saying, "I think i just beat the shit out of a ghost."