sorry ames.

look, heres a comment from moi! rejoice, rejoice!

plus its my birthday.

GO SHAWTY, ITS KEITHS BIRFDAY. GON' PARTY LIKE ITS KEITHS BIRFDAY. GON' SIP BACARDI LIKE ITS KEITHS BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK COS ITS KEITHS BIRFDAY.

if youre looking for me, ames, you can probably find me in the club.
NAY, i said i wanted a boyfriend for accessorial purposes. accessorial meaning - A subordinate or supplementary item; an adjunct.
Something nonessential but desirable that contributes to an effect or result.

- the end.