good pick up line: nice shoes, wanna fuck? not sure how well it works, though...

Yeah, I hope you guys'll still let me hang out with you even though i'm not on the team.
unfortunately there's nothing to do until i get my paycheque. stupid not having money. it's stupid. i have 6 dollars. boo.

Hey Amy wanna fuck? I have an 11" penis...around, think about it. When we gonna hang out and cuddle?
-Aaron-

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?