"This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA! After dark, the pandas stalk, Nightmare creatures, with black hearts. Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark, Feasting on bums that sleep in the park! The pandas are coming! So hide under your beds! The pandas are coming! They'll rip your ass to shreds! The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat What kind of camouflage is this, black and white? Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be! That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda The pandas are coming To rip off your head! The pandas are coming On a rampage of the dead Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth You have the power to summon Godzilla I'm drunk on panda mystery!! The pandas are coming! So hide under your bed! The pandas are coming! They'll rip your ass to shreds! This has been chapter 1 in my ongoing songs about the panda, which shall cease at number 820. You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!" Just thought i would share that song with you all, because i really dont have anything to write in this mother anymore. dl it. "the panda song - liam lynch" ....bitches. love love love dollies. -lola-