owatanna..

so im back from the dumbest trip in the world.. for those of you who are to stupid to relize.. i was in owatanna for a damn hockey tournament in which of course we got 4th out of 4 teams may the losers lose.. of course.. our first game.. like the score was like 7-0 then the second was like 5-0 maybe and then the third game was the best as me and sarah played a little bit more then a bit and like it was fun.. we did sooo good.. like the one shit amanda got the wind nocked out of her and we thought we were done for.. white lightning was out for the tourney but no he lets us go back in as amanda felt better so then we get back out there and amanda gets penalized and was put in the box and me and sarah are like great penalty get off the ice and ross is just like stay out there blah blah blah so we got to do the 4-5 play and it was fun as me and sarah kicked ass cuz were just that cool lol ya and then ya it was just an awesome game and it was fun and the score was 6-1 i think and like it was the first place team they should have walloped us but they didnt i was like yeah you suck ladies haha bitches goin down.. so overall the games were pretty good.. so the ride up there was boring though and like we get up there and relize the damn dvd player wont work unless you buy this chord which ashleys dad found was 20 dollars so we were gonna rent one but we didnt seeing as that was about 11 dollars it costs 11 dollars to rent an effing movie at hotels thats so crazy.. dumb cheap bastards.. so we played first game and came back to hotel had a pizza party and then me and sarah showered and then sarah relizes she didnt have a toothbrush so we ran to hi-vees which i always seem to want to call ki-vees but no and we like ran around that store for a bit and there were these two guys and amanda of course well ya we check out and then she's like quick there leaving so she like goes outside and there car was like in front of hers so she like presses the lock button on "accident" so then it beeped and there like is that your car and she's like ya and there like no it isnt and shes like ya right jess and im like uh i dont know.. and really i think its her moms car and blah blah blah she was annoying and ya so we go back to the hotel and then like go to sleep.. then yesterday we slept till 12 then went to starbucks and subway.. and then drove around looking at old vintage big houses and like it was funny i was sitting in the middle in the back seat and sarah was on my left side and i like feel the seat shake and i was like whoa sarah and then i relized eric texted me and it was my phone telling me.. and thank you eric for wishing us luck at our sucky games.. lol i didnt text him back till later when i knew i could use amandas phone as i did the night before cuz mine i have to pay for every text and hers you dont.. so ya the day went on and we like learned to nit which is really fun.. and we got the chord to watch movies which was awesome except we watched skeleton key and i dont work well with scary movies.. like at first i was texting eric and amandas friend cole on the phone but then someone called her and so she left the room so i had no phone to comfort me or someone to sit next to me as she was sitting next to me during the movie so i was on the bed all by myself and no one near me except those who were on the floor near my bed and then sarah on her own bed but blah i was freaking out and she took forever on the damn phone and then when she came back eric was like blah im goin to bed and i was sad and then cole was like blah im goin to bed and then i was sad and then i decided i was lonely as the movie was scary and i was freaking out and ahh i hate scary movies.. when the movie was over we started to watch cheaper by the dozen and then sarah and ashley are like im sleeping and im like fine then turn the thing off as i was to lazy to get up and move and pretty much to scared to move as papa whatever and mama fuck fuck will come get me lol haha but ya so sarah turns everything off and then turns the lights off and then were laying there and sarah goes hey jessica and i go what and she says the damn papa and mama thingy and jumps on me and sits there and i screamed soooo loud she scared the shit out of me and like im laying there laughing yet then again i started to cry and sarah just goes back to her bed and im laying there all crying and shit and grr eventually when like 2.30 comes around we go to sleep.. next day which is today.. yeah .. we lost but it was a really good game and then our ride home oh my freaking god we had to ride with amanda.. she could not listen to a full song.. i think that is where my headache comes in.. and i still have the head ache my mind is just throbbing right now..damn her and her effing music and her lies and nonstop talking for like 4 hours as her mom was retarded and the ride took forever and i think it was suppose to be like 3 hours which it probably was but i conclude it as 4 cuz it seemed to take forever.. and finally i am back home the trip is over and done with.. my vacation is over and done with which pisses me off so bad.. what a waste of time.. i want to go snowboarding so bad on monday sooo bad.. but like.. no ross seems to want to take all of my break up so thats probably out of the question.. ugh i dont know what were doing on new years.. here there.. everywhere.. but i dont know where.. we want to go to sarahs but i want to stay at mine but then blah blah blah and blah and were not sure what and where and whoa i just relized i have to tell sarah something wow looks like shes gonna be stuck with us new years.. that sucks.. head.. hurts.. stop.. amanda.. from.. killing.. me..!
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so many words...now my head hurts...
papa whatever and mama fuck fuck.

LAUGHING MY BLACK ASS OFF.

that was FUNNY.

I AM FUNNY.

me sarah? or your cousin sarah? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL MEEEE?!?! i wanna know.