Feby luvablelushh
Listening to: behind these hazel eyes - kelly clarkson
Feeling: torn
well well well, this week has been exciting in the least. lol. um, well Brit is here finally. and Kayla is too currently, lets take a quick run through of the days events. alright, well once i was woken up from the damn kid saying its "ABC"s at a very loud volume, i decided to come online where i was talking to Kayla. She said that she was waiting to take a dip in my pool, so i was like come over now then. she was like aiight. she was over [[with her double cheesburger, that will phrase will come into play later on]] then we went swimming. ok? ok. the water was nice, but there was a lot of shit in the pool and i was getting pissed. and then OMG KAYLA SAW A HOT SERBIAN. and then she kept talking sexually and my polite response was "calm the fuck down Kayla." and she didn't. but anyways. then she kept having these foot spasms. they were so funny. cuz she was like handicap to the fullest. aint even playing she was like "felicia omg pull me in." so i did. and then bitches kept dunkin me and the best part was the 3-way dunk. that was great. woo. then OMG the crazy ass bitch lady (with the teef) walked into the pool area and all hell was risen. swear to goodness that was funny as hell. she was like "ooo this feels so good," she was talking to herself, personally i think she was maturbating in the pool but thats just my opinion. and then we just kept ribbin the fuck outta her. and then she sat outside of the pool attempting to get her white ass tan, and her teefsez were like all up in everybody's grill. i couldnt even get tan if i wanted to cuz her teef were all up in every1'z way. she gon sunburn on her teefsez omg that was great. so then we went back inside, and like they say everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. but it really didn't. got kinda cold actually. anywhoo, we played RUMMY... HELL FUCKIN YEA, Kayla you kno u love that game. we always going to play it now. YES WE ARE. anyways... me and Brit totally whooped ass, but mom (o yea and Kayla.) put up a good fight. then the damn pizza came in the middle of it. and mom sent me to go and find the fucker. and i went all the way down the fuckin hall just to look back and see the bitch at my door. thats 30 seconds of my life i will never get back again... then we grubbed, and yea.. with her damn peppers. UMM... then the real fun starts. we decided to go back into the pool... NAKED! jk dont get boners now. anywhoo, umm.. o yea and Mary was gettin her panties in a damn wod, is that how u spell wod? anyways. she was like "ITS LIGHTENING AND IF IT GETS WORSE U ARE GETTING OUT" like she's gonna come and get us outta there. damn fuckin old ladies. with square asses. she has a square ass. had to get that out. and u thought my moms ass was bad. anyways. and then no one cared except her, about us. John was all cool with everything. like he always is. i love that man. he is so great. but yea. he is awesome to the fullest. and then it was like ULTRA lightening, but we still swam. and then OMG Kaylas mom rode up. it was so funny. i was like wtf? AHA, but yea wont go into too much detail about that.... its depressing to think about. *serious face* and then we came back home and then we decided to go online... while Brit was playin Aladdin games [[which she won btw]] me and Kayla decided to go and find good shit for our profiles. THEN *let me make this point clear, i was not in that chat for more than 10 minutes, swear to God* and then these two hoes, took my fuckin shit. OMG i hate hoes. they took my entire profile. and decided to call it their own. so i threatened to rape them, and it worked, cuz they took the shit out. i mean u can take my shit, BUT MAKE IT YOUR OWN... AND ADMIT IT TOO, DONT IGNORE ME AND BE ALL PUSSY-ISH ABOUT IT. fucking sluts. i swear... GODDAMN. but yea. and then we started drama in the chatroom itself. and i was all like i'm rick james bitch, im the best looking motha fucka u ever did see. hold my drink bitch. enjoy yaself. yea that was funny. and bitches were gettin mad at me. but its all good, cuz they were 11 and under. so yea. fuck them. fuck all hoes. duhR. well, then we decided to go on myspace and shit. and now here we are 2:41 AM... ready to go......... TO SLEEP BITCHES. but i might stay up and go swim at 5 in the damn morning. well see. :D lol. this day was cool. Kayla is cooler than yall think. ;) lol. anywhoo. good night hoes. ya kno why?
CUZ IM RICK JAMES BITCH.
some overused phrases of the night--
*gimme mah noodle.
*peppa.
*suck mah noodle.
*COME ON BOOTS. woo jessica simpson is an idiot. period.
*thats almost cool. LMFAO WOO. straight to Kayla. everything she does. :(
*abu was hot
*my nips are hard
*aladdin tryin to be white
*imma ride that carpet.
*smells like dentist --that was from when me and Kayla decided to stay up til 5. lmfao
ok im done.
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Haha lets go rape those hoes. Fucking bitches.
amanda