PASTY ASIAN

Feeling: hungover
o shit me and kara did like everything with each other (on EVERY LEVEL.. L M F A O... aaaaha) these past 4 days. i want to go into detail, but i dont have the strength. :D aha! PUTTING THAT TOWEL ON PUMPKIN! omg, that was awesome. that was one we forgot. what about the rest... i wrote them down. -pasty asian. LMFAO OMG. -Lil Catholic boys get pregnant! lmfaO! -Peaches Fran. -Ant Eater Lookin Ass -Body wash/lotion incident. LMFAO.. -Matt W. OMG, i was so embarrassed, Kara... ur a diCk. -Trees havin ass -Bedpost with Officer Denman -Ryan n Keri are one cute fucking couple. -CONFESSION TIME! lmfao! woO!!! omg, i need to go into the story on this one-- alright so Lel dropped a roll on the floor. (we were cutting the rolls) and then she put it back into the basket thing, and she was like "I wont say anything if u won't." and i was like well... i dropped the towel on the floor when we were drying off the dishes yesterday. and then i was like "CONFESSION TIME!" and Lel was like "Ok, i had sex when i was 13." OMG, I WAS ROLLIN'!!!!!!! omG that was great. ahahahah that was too awesome. -my fine Barrios cousins... lol... Kara. -whoopin Kara's ass. -creepy GUY!!! -Felicia and Kelly LMFAO she thought i was cute and we were totally flirting all day longggg!!!! -Sycho BOB! -BOWL CUT! -same wardrobe havin ass!! -dollar tree!!!! "where's the popcorn!?"..."right over THERE!!!"...salty ass! -pinch/slap. (kara pinched me, then i pimp slapped her) -kelly holding us around the waist!!! LoL! -the CURTAIN! -gettin ICE IN KARA'S EYE! lmfao!! lmfao, that was just a taste. ahaha... had a fucking blast. and the night of the actual job... we basically were the caterers. it was awesome as fuck!! lol. we had a blast and omG, any day with kara is a fucking boMb! lol... WOO! aha, and then we made 100 bucks!!!! :D lol. KELLY SAID I WAS CUTE! in yo face Kara! lmfao. good days.
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lookin ass....ryan was flirtin with me...so in YO face! lol..ahahahahah hes hott. lmfao little catholic boys get pregnant! woooo good times...and bowl cut was the hottest thing ever lol...
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bout damn time your back. I missed you like woah. WELCOME BACK! HAHAHA. I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH. Hope you had fun. You'll have to call me and tell me the details. LOVE YOU!! -Matt
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE BAAAACKKKKKK! YES! LOL did ya have fun? ...I cant believe...you ...left...-twitches-.....mofo...lol :-P
dude that is the sexiest fucking man ever, Brian fair...omg....so orgasmic ahahaha! haha A ND NEVER LEAVE LIKE THAT AGAIN! haha :-P im glad ur back. I missed my sit buddy, since everyone else hates me ahahahaha
You are fucking INSANE! its great haha
hah I know, I sang it to some random guy once....he was likin that waaay too much haha, actually...I think he was scared lol
haha thats fucking awesome!
OOO GUESS WHAT?!!?!?!?!




Im gonne become a postitute..aha...I mean.....
lol

I think I would have to pay the guys to sleep with me cause Im so hideous lol ahaha
hell yes, drunk white people are sexy...lol...o.O
ahaha you are totally insane. lol I bet people would pay me to put a paper bag over my head lol! :-) thats some hott shit right there lol
FUCK YES! ahahaha RUssians are pretty damn sexy too! hah
UR BACK!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D woo i missed you