(Note: This will never be carried out in the real world) For not returning my love. The next time I see Tyler C., and he does not see me, I will slather on some cheap green lipstick, and kiss him on the cheek. Then run away while he stands there in shock, while his jaw drops, and he will not see and recognize me. Nor will he notice the green pair of lips on his cheek that are a gift from me, to Tyler C. Then all will stare at him and I will wipe my lips clean, and none will be the wiser, except you, glorious reader, and me. ~Amyelk Out