OMFG This must be the God-damned year of fertility I swear. First, the dog has puppies...no big thing. Then my 19-year-old step-sister (who by the way already has a one year old boy) announces that she has been impregnated by the same no-good asshole as before. Next, my other step-sister, who is 17, declares she is 5 months pregnant, and may have twins. TWINS. We have just enough room in our house as it is. And finally, my other step-sister who is 23 calls to tell us she is now pregnant and getting married. I am going to go crazy. At least the eldest doesn't live with us. And so now, my parents have gone boot-camp and decided to not let me go to any social functions for the next YEAR. "No more straightening your hair, you're trying to look older." my step-dad says. "You can't wear those size 3 pants (eventho I'm a 0), they're too tight, you're trying to look like you are 18." Help me. *linds