i have a paranoia and really deep rooted fear about growing old. Well, not even properly old, just thirty or forty. I'm scared that I'll turn out completely weird, one of those people who thinks they're Ok, like not 'with it', but still Ok, and is really just embarrassing. I don't want to be embarrassing for my kids if I have any. I want to be a cool mom. Everyone's aunts and uncles are cool though, because you don't have to put up with them all the time, because they're not your real parents. If I'm ever an strange middle aged person with a dire fashion sense, someone have the decency to tell me.