So, last night was Jasmine's 16th birthday party. I never realized how much everyone's changed since like middle school. And their take on love and relationships and all. I remember when we were young we used to talk about marrying people and taking care of kids and being in love. Now it's all about random hook ups. I feel so... I dunno, I can't explain it very well. So, we're sitting there, in the limo; me, Jaz, Chantel, Jenna, Kristy, Hannah, Yasmine, Marley. And it's cool ya know, we're chillin, and like Yasmine starts talking about how she's so excited. (We were on our way to a dance club in Santa Barbara.) And we all know Yasmine's excited cause she gets to go make-out with Etch and ditch us. And she kept saying "oh my god... I'm in love..." and I seriously wanted to be like "That's what you said about Tim... and Max... And John Wassil... and half of the other football players you've hooked up with." But I didn't cause I didn't want to spoil her fun. And then I just felt awkward. I was the only one there who has a boyfriend, (besides Marley, but her bf is in Utah for like 5 months or something) and everyone's talking about how they can't wait to get there and see all the hott guys and I was just like.... ok this is lame. SO we get there, and it was lame. They all went off freaking with sick-ass homies and so I went and sat at a table by myself. But it was okay, cause Chella showed up and we got to talk and stuff, make fun of the sick-ass people who asked us to dance. I swear those midgets won't take no for an answer. But anyways, it's finally 1 a.m., so we get back in the limo, and Jasmine's like "OMG I'm so hooking up with Mikey!!!" and Hannah, (who had hooked up with him previously) was like "No, don't, he's an asshole." And do you know what Jaz said? "Like I care! I just want some one to make out with!" And then Jenna and Hector had kissed, so Hannah's like "Hook it up Jenna!!" Jenna is 14 years old, people. Freaking 14. And Hannah's like "Jenna, he leaves for college in 4 weeks. Think of it as hands-on training. You get experience with him and then he's gone, and you don't have to worry about it." I was like "HANNAH, SHE'S FUCKING 14 YEARS OLD!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" I mean... honestly. I don't know who my friends are anymore...