Despite their arguments, the truth about Quebec sovereignists is that they simply love to bitch. We are the winiest, wimpiest nation (yes, I'm pro the whole "is Quebec a nation?" debate) ever. We speak of big projects and ideas, but will never get off our asses to actually do anything. We're lazy. We're drunkards, barely able to coherently mumble anything beyond "Et un autre, mon petit ostie." We're a party province, never to be taken seriously. Our priorities include finding the best, tastiest poutine and smoke meat sandwiches, the most potent beer and the easiest lay. We'll point our fingers at you and say you do not know a single thing. While in reality, any city north of Laval (with the exception of Quebec city) is inhabited by ignorant hicks, who still haven't found the appropriate time to stop sniffing glue and finish their high school degrees. Also, lets not forget how we've completely butchered one of the prettiest languages in the world. I really can't help but find it humorous when people speak of their fear regarding Quebec's potential separation. Threat? Really, we're just a cute little joke that will welcome you with a lap dance.