I don't miss him very much. He became a zombie towards the end."

" In what way?"

" In that he enjoyed to eat human flesh and suck brain. He preferred genius brain, and you know, he really couldn't resist me. He tried to control his cravings, but one morning I woke up to find him chewing on my left ear, working his way up and about to carve into my temple. That's when I decided it was probably best to part ways."