someday i will befriend a boy named pete. and pete will be my friend. and we will be so smug and happy in our friendship, based on but not limited to his peteness. you will all be jealous of me and my pete. petey is also acceptable. but not peter. i'm sorry, peters. that just won't do.
But he's a weirdo.
I'd advise you to stay away from him, yo.
Straight up.
Out: Gretchen