i was not as surprised as you would imagine

by girly
well who'd'a thought, huh? my life seems punctuated by little shining bursts of exemplary bad timing. it's not fun, but it is getting kinda funny. the other day i walked right into one of those sliding doors. i looked back to say something to mom and then SMACK! oh lindsey, lindsey, lindsey... what's worse is that that's been a fear of mine for some time now.
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I did that once and ended up with the nose I have now.
Stupid glass doors. Bastards should be illegal.
Or colored like Cirtus Skittles.
have you ever rounded a corner and ran head first into another person?

just as fun, and just as painful!
[Anonymous]
hey, you seem very sweet, you also write very beautifully
[Anonymous]
that's my way of dealing with everything. non-chalant. grains of salt through the hourglass. sometimes its healthy, sometimes it's self-defeating.
[Anonymous]
the sitdiary blue eye association.

making the world blue.

two eyes at a time.
[Anonymous]
im sorry, i've walked into walls many times before, i find it hard to get embarrased now though, i just laugh at my-self, but then people think im even more of a retard, so i guess i should stop, doing that!, well ur diary is pretty, itz very ~!*bright*!~
[Anonymous]
There is, at times, a single brightening for the pallor I have created to encompass my life. This failing of words is a mutual affliction. Simply put, this background is tongue numbing.
So many changes, miss I-walk-into-doors, I find it hard to keep up.
That is the exact reason I do not eat sandwiches!

Ahh, shoddy, corny humor amuses me to no end sometimes.

Be girly and all that goodness.
haha omg i have done that! only i walked into a screen door...which i assume to be MUCH less painful. poor thing

LoveLaurel