ah mtv spring break... it's just one big orgy of nudity, hormones, and booze. but maybe that's what spring break really is, i don't know. i'm kind of a dork like that. i go to places where there are museums and galleries, not much partying, little to no beach, and even if there is a beach, it's far too cold to take off any article of clothing. i don't get drunk, i don't have sex, and i don't go to your stereotypical high school parties. i like scrabble, video games, and the travel channel (which i'm watching right now). little birds make me laugh. what am i even saying? i forgot what the point of this was. oh yeah, i don't want to watch a bunch of models in bikinis shake their "asses" on tv, and i don't want to see a throng of drunken college chicks hooking up with equally drunken college playboys. but maybe that's just me. clearly mtv supports this kind of intelligent programming. which is great... yeah...