Girl: tell me a story Boy: haha yes the ice cream muscle Boy: a story eh? Girl: yes Girl: a good one please Boy: ha ok ill try Girl: try hard this is important Boy: once upon a time... Boy: there was a boy with no bicycle. Boy: We'll call him..Ted. Boy: TEd had a great love for hiking. he went on hikes every other day in oregon Boy: one day he was on ahike...and he was stopped by the ppark ranger.. Boy: the ranger asked him "can i see your jogging liscence?" Boy: Ted flipped out and started to jog! reall y really fast! Boy: the ranger yelled at ted, but his attempt at getting him to stop were innefficiant Boy: The ranger started to run and chase after ted Boy: Ted noticed this and began to jog faster! he started to jog off the beeten path Boy: beaten* Boy: haha Boy: anywhore...the ranger was catching up to ted Boy: Suddenly a bear jumped out from behind a tree and Ate the ranger! Boy: but that didnt solve ted's dellima..there were more rangers after him now. Boy: all on BIKES Girl: ah! Girl: the suspense Boy: TEd climbed up the nearest tree in hopes of avoiding the biked rangers Boy: the rangers rode past the tree without noticing him. Boy: BUT THEN... ted climbed on the wrong branch and came plummeting to the ground Girl: uh oh! Boy: the bikers turned around, noticing there mistake. Boy: Ted was in a panic. he quickly grabbed sticks and threw them into the tires of the rangers' bikes. Boy: several rangers went down. Boy: they went down hard Boy: the bear seized an easy opportunity for a meal and ate the fallen rangers. Boy: there were still 2 more rangers after ted though Boy: so he was not yet out of the woods Boy: he ran to the ranger station as fast as he could to escape the rangers Girl: well thats just stupid! Boy: He ran to the front desk and sed "I'd like to apply fora joggers liscence! NOW!" Boy: the lady at the front desk was an illegal immigrant who did not speak english. so she did not understand Teds request. Girl: poor ted Boy: the Rangers entered the station on there bikes! "There he is" they yelled! Boy: Ted then realized what he had to do Girl: =-O Boy: he quickly pulled out a compass from his pocket and flung it at the rangers Boy: BAM! Boy: he knocked one to the ground Boy: Ted ran while the other ranger was distracted but the aroow on the compass Boy: by* Boy: The ranger followed TEd back outside Boy: little did the ranger know...that TED was in the womens bathroom hiding. Boy: and the ranger was a boy so he couldnt go in there Boy: a few hours passed.. and ted came out of the womens bathroom. Girl: uhhuuh Boy: THE RANGER SAW HIM and then shot him with a traquilizer dart! Boy: it hit ted in the arm. poor ted had no use of his arm Boy: he didnt know what to do! Girl: oh dear! Boy: so he started spinning in circles as fast as he could. Boy: the rangers came too close to ted and was hit by the flailing arm! Boy: TEd had won! Boy: THE END.