25 - The number of times Montreal has won the Eastern Confrence title. 24 - The number of times Montreal has won the Stanely cup. 1 - The place Montreal currently holds in the standings. 289374982429473297423947 to 1 - the chances of me getting playoff tickets. infinity - how fucking grateful and amazed I would be to get said tickets. infinity + 1 - the number of times I've WTF-ed today. It all adds up. ~Katie