sex-gods

Feeling: wonderful
yesterday i went and saw "pirates of the carribean" for the third time. it was fantastic! orlando bloom was simply GORGEOUS, not to mention dashing and ever-so-noble. i nearly swooned at the sight of him in that silly hat, but instead merely fell off my chair. johnny depp is my new favorite person. if you're out there reading this, johnny, or anyone who knows him, i'd just like to say that you make the world a better place. please don't die. just go on living... forever. ok, back to the diary. isn't it odd how johnny depp doesn't age? i mean, he played a 21 year old in Don Juan De Marco (hehe - i would say something about that, wouldn't i?) when he was 32! 32 for goodness sake! and he was 26 or so when he played a 17-year-old in Cry Baby. And honestly, in POTC, he looks about 10 years older than Orlando, and he's supposed to be old enough to be his father? I don't think so. Perhaps he sleeps in an anti-aging chamber. Or, he's just aging at the rate that all sex-gods do. hmmmm... what an interesting concept...
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A steady diet of Tang and bear testicles is the doorway to virtual immortality...
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