sry, this was just too amusing to pass up.... If I were a month, I'd be: December If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2:30 am If I were a planet, I'd be: Neptune If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A sea turtle If I were a direction, I'd be: West If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a nice cozy bed If I were a sin, I'd be: sloth If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Amelia Earheart If I were a liquid, I'd be: wine If I were a tree, I'd be: a willow, or maybe a cyprus If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: earrings/armband If I were a bird, I'd be: a tucan If I were a tool, I'd be: a hammer If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a hybiscus If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a day that's cloudy and sunny at the same time If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a syren If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: piano If I were an animal, I'd be: a kitten If I were a color, I'd be: lavendar If I were an emotion, I'd be: peaceful If I were a vegetable, I'd be: carrots If I were a sound, I'd be: a soft summer rain If I were an element, I'd be: copper If I were a car, I'd be: a hydro If I were a song, I'd be: jennifer knapp "little more" If I were a movie, I'd be: Romeo + Juliet If I were a book, I'd be: "the theif" by megan whalen turner If I were a food, I'd be: shrimp coctail if I were a place, I'd be: Steamboat Colorado If I were a material, I'd be: linen If I were a taste, I'd be: fruit loops If I were a scent, I'd be: jasmine If I were a religion, I'd be: Christianity If I were a word, I'd be: sigh If I were an object, I'd be: a pen If I were a body part, I'd be: an eye If I were a facial expression, I'd be: asleep If I were a subject in school, I'd be: photography If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: meg from family guy If I were a shape, I'd be: a star If I were a number, I'd be: 7 If I had a million dollars I would: buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)