I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT .... I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it. I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls. I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one night? morning after? you never know. I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in > taste between water and beer. I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe. I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done cuz the kid I share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to me. I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late night drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me. I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker. I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the bar without a coat. I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties. I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes. I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show. I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits. I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed. I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed. I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.) I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter. I am a college student. I want a girl/boyfriend that disappears from 9pm-2am every friday and saturday nite, reappearing undressed in bed with me when I get home. I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated. I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say "I can't wait to RENT that!" I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer involves getting in a vehicle. I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names. I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases. I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration. I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases. I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime. I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 is almost unheard of. I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again. I am a college student. Nat Lite is a high class beer. Or how about Milwaukee's Best (THE BEAST!!). I am a college student. I am acustomed to asking "do you have a student discount?" wherever I go. I am a college student. Going to early classes in my pajamas is fine. I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through Saturday nights are never hard to find. I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma, or my roommates cd's. I am a college student. I am a free loader. I am a college student. 3:00 a.m. trips to Wal-Mart is normal, and I am used to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee hours of the morning. I am a college student. The only times that I eat breakfast are when I am still up from partying the night before. I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see me on a "College Girls gone Wild" video. I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops. I am a college student. I have cussed out the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3:00 a.m. I am a college student. I seldom make my bed. Or even sleep in my own. I am a college student. I use milk crates for furniture and blankets to cover my window. I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my mailbox. I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party. I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus before. I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever a group of us go out just so I don't lose my parking spot. I am a college student. I hate bike cops. I am a college student. I am not afraid to pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees on campus while walking between parties! I am a college student. My dormmates and roomate are my family. I am a college student.I have discovered upon drinking "jungle juice" that there is No JUICE in that jungle. I am a college student, I have yet to find the nearest church. I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT....AND LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT!