8.23am I'm up pretty early for a Saturday, but I got woken up by the sound of my grandfather getting up, and I figured since I almost definitely wouldn't get back to sleep again I might as well go and do something. I haven't been on the internet for absolutely yonks. It's quite sad how neglected my diary is now. I hardly ever come and give everyone the ultimate joy and pleasure that is one of my updates. So, I no longer have a boyfriend. I guess I figured out that trying to pretend to myself and everyone else that I still fancied him was really getting on my tits and I needed to do something about it. He was really annoying me, and I'm not entirely sure why. He didn't seem to be annoying anyone else. Ah well, maybe I just have a short attention span. It would have been two months today. Which makes it officially my longest relationship ever. Breaking up with someone to their face is horrible. I had all this stuff that I was going to say, and it turned out I just minced around and said 'sorry' a lot, even though he had no idea what I was saying sorry for. In the end he just had to guess what was going on. Which is a bit pathetic considering I had this whole speech planned. Anyway, I must go and scrounge money to avoid not being able to buy presents for people.