So.....

Feeling: carefree
Get this: 78 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. The problem with guesswork is that 90 percent of the time it's 50/50. 100 percent of life is fatal. 100 percent of death is inevitable. Disclaimer: All of the aforementioned statistics have a margin of error of +/- 1 percent
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And 97% of all morons in Westminster and Garden Grove will come into my work. 76% of them will come in on my shift. Approximately 32% of them will leave wondering why their french fries smell like...the bodily orifice they smell like.

...if only we didn't have windows for public view....
[Anonymous]