Remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-hand slap on the ass. Maybe it's me, but for some reason it seems that my friends on here are appearing less and less often. I miss you all like I miss my third nipple. Oh sweet and succulent superfluous third nipple goodness. *drooling* Maybe I'm just on here far too often. Nah, everything I do, I do perfektlee. I got a hair cut again today. I don't know which one though because the barber is a dirty, dirty whore. I bought socks at Mervyns too. Yeah, that place makes me feel as weird as a black person at a KKK rally. Bad analogy maybe, but I seriously feel creeped out at a clothing store. Maybe I'm not woman enough to appreciate it. :P Cause you know, it's the chicks duty to shop and stuff. What chauvinism? Coffee goodness prevails today too. Within the past week, 5 of my friends have left the same coffee shop at which they all worked. Now the owner is left with her own bad management skills and trainee freaks. Hopefully the new batch will include some cute chicks who like greasers. :P Oh yeah, giggity giggity. I just hope they don't shut down anytime in the next 10 years or I'll be s.o.l. without a hang out. Oh well. I'm gassy.