Bring On The Wenches!!

Listening to: Live Nir Live
Feeling: vain

Here's a lame pic of me whilst I try to pick up chicks at the park with my best friend's kids. Or something like that. I use them mainly because I can't offer the girls the beautiful underwear model physique and appearance that they so desire, so I go for the nice guy routine. :P Good times. Yep, I'm one lame summbitch. Actually it was just a day at the park with him, his wife, and their kids.

Yet another prime example of Dorkus Maximus in unknown territory.

Quote Of The Day "Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule." Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

~-=Addendum=-~ I want to go to a party this weekend. Will somebody invite me? I'm bored. You know where I live. Make it happen. :P

Read 14 comments
I fully support a fellow romantic. I'm realizing that my diary has started to take on a sickeningly love-looking theme. I might have to do something about that. Add some kink. Who knows, we'll see, huh. About the beautiful underware, by the way. Go commando.
[Anonymous]
i'm one of those zany girls that go for the nice guy routine... i am all about the nice guy routine over here. :-)
[Anonymous]
Well, you can't have my babies, because that's not humanly possible, but if you have aim you can talk to me sometime: RockrGrl2much. :D haha Me 'n my cliches.

Small children horrify me right now. Maybe that's because I work in an ice cream store and I know how truly terrifying they can be. Children = devil incarnate. LoL

Pees. ~*Kristina
[Anonymous]
Oh yeah, and your little comment thing, "something wicked", reminds me of that Cold song ... I can't remember the name of it though. LoL

::memory of an elephant::

"One, two, three, here I come with the wicked." That's how it goes. Tell me the name. :oP

Pees. ~*Kristina
[Anonymous]
i am sad
[Anonymous]
Hey, if you get invited to a party, invite me! I'm bored out of my mind!! :-P
I am cool, calm, but not collected. Hehe I am glad I scare you in a good way...*JUMPS UP AND SCREAMS BOO* take that!!

Howls at the moon!
[Anonymous]
given any thought to being a daddy. "you look so cute" says my girlfriend. you could jerk off into a cup and there could be hundreds of little joltbloodes running loose, terrorizing the streets.
how does it feel to be one of the most popular psychos in this whole shebang. damn you and your diarrhea of the mouth.
Yeah, Dante! Rock on.

*Ash
sexy. very sexy.
[Anonymous]
Oh yeah baby. Hottie with a heart. :=p
[Anonymous]
I'm checking to see if my comment picture is working ... just smile and play along. ;)

Pees. ~*Kristina
[Anonymous]
aw how sweet of you to offer to kill cops for me!!! i'm heartwarmed. for real man. yeah i need all the luck i can get effing dmv. god.
LoveLaurel