The most interesting term popped into my head just now; Carbureted Fart Bombs. I don't know how or why that got into my brain, but I like it. Just like last night whilst playing a raring game of Mad Libs, we discovered the great term of Trusty Sofa Bed. We were in some kind of mood I'll tell ya. Here's an excerpt of one of them. Mind you, Mad Libs turns you into a 6th grader. Words in italics are blanks we filled in.

Concert Program

This evening the famous orchestra conductor, Reverend Jesse Jackson will present a program of classical cock garglers at Carnegie flower pot. He will conduct the Black Butt Symphony Orchestra which was formed in 1935. It is noted for its excellent string and pterodactyl-wind sections, considered to be the world's most decrepit. The program will begin with Debussy's "Clair de Magnanimous Toilet Cleaner" followed by Mendelssohn’s "Inflated Song" and Strauss's "Tales of the Vienna Cock." Then we will hear Rachmaninoff’s Kazoo Concerto, Number 68.9, but only the Fafanapolli and the Calzone movements. After intermission, the second half of the program will be devoted to a playing in its entirety of Beethoven's "Fifth Amber Waves of Grain." Tickets are on sale at your mom's house.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. --Salvador Dali (1904 - 1989)

~-=Addendum=-~ You should all ignore this entry. I was bored, and it's not at all funny.