Ever go up to a cop and ask if they'd rather have a person driving over the speed limit in a safe, controlled way, or driving slowly and erratically? I haven't yet. I'm just curious as that what they would think. I tool down the expressway and I watch a cop zoom by me and I think "Hey motherfucker! You're going beyond the speed limit. Nice example fuckwad." And then I continue speeding on my merry little way. Ever think you're doing better than you believe you are and then find out you're not? That sucks. It's quite disheartening to say the least. It didn't make my day when I didn't do so well on the test. That drinking binge on St. Patty's day was not deserved. But it was St. Patty's so fuck it. For those of you who haven't seen Dawn of the Dead, move on. I love movies with unhappy endings. It makes real life, which occasionally has happy endings seem better than it really is. We don't have zombies taking over the world now do we? There's something to be happy about. I want to be a zombie. They get all the chicks. I want a zombie chick who'll let me eat her. >:P Zombie party!! I think I'll do that during spring break. Everybody dress up as your favorite zombie up to and including Rob Zombie. Forget Hallwe'en biatch, I'm doing this when I want to. Word I'm bored.

Quote Of The Day "Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. --Evan Davis