Here Fido, Fido

by joltbloodedpsycho
Feeling: groovy
I went out and got myself a new pet the other day. He's such a cute little shit. His name's Fido. That's short for Fidoholyshithehassixlegsbuthesstillsocutebecausehefetchesmyslippersandchasescatsandeatstrashcansbutstilllikes-tositbythefireandlayinmylap. He's a cross-breed. I don't know of what yet. I think maybe centaur and/or griffin. I guess maybe a little otter too for shits and giggles.

I'm also taking applications for human pets. So if anybody needs a place to go, I'm your man, or I should say, master. I promise to clean you and feed you regularly. Especially clean you. >:)

-=Addendum=- Quotes of the day

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." -George Orwell (1903 - 1950), Polemic, May 1946, "Second Thoughts on James Burnham" "The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off." -Anonymous

Read 21 comments
you would take great care of me? aww. :)
~Janet
[Anonymous]
I just have to know, me being the photoshop freak that I am, did you do that yourself? If so, make me something!
[Anonymous]
BONNNNNNG!bongs are the best. i love them like a fat kid loves cake. or how i love toast. i loaf toast.
i luff your new pet cha got there. boy, he looks like a keeper. hes SO adoridable. aww...and he looks like you too! thats so presious! well, i hope you two have a very happy life.
oh, and if theres an opening, ill be your pet. but im the jelious type so i would problly kill anyone else. *lol* later. oh fuck i just puked on my keyboard! eww...
[Anonymous]
Hehe.
You are so great.
I like the name...
[Anonymous]
what the helll????????? that picture is scary
[Anonymous]
I LOVE your pet.
Human pets...Thats a good Idea.
I'd be your pet.

*Valerie*
[Anonymous]
Here's my quote for the day..
"I feel like someplace nobody ever goes anymore"-Delirium from The Sandman.
[Anonymous]
I could always use a human pet..always did want one. The picture was amusing. I like the layout of your journal. Take care.
[Anonymous]
i didnt mean it in a bad way.

also, its like 14 for 6 months or something.

-sarah
[Anonymous]
word biatch. ;)
~Janet
[Anonymous]
Haha, I want your Fido. :op
[Anonymous]
with all your complaining you best get a paid account.

be well.
hey r u really 25? and like ya oy can be that way too but um ya great stuff.. by the way ur diary is really cool
luv ya! bye
[Anonymous]
you wrote again! hooray. You deserve a cookie now. hehehe. :D I don't think I want to be anyone's pet. If I am reincarnated though, I would like to come back as a domesticated cat, living in a environment where I am loved and spoiled, just like we do to our cat. :D
~janet
[Anonymous]
Hey, why did it post mine 3 times? That's annoying. Sorry.
lol what a great comment!! ahah i just now realized u wrote a comment 20 min later.. ahahah
ixany (a.K.A krys)
[Anonymous]
awsome site!!! great stuff... later
fuk the government it sux's
[Anonymous]
Human pets! Great idea! You should collect a few and then start up a human pet store. I'm sure it would be a hit. ;-)
Its so..neat.
There's no other word for it..Unless there is.

But it's still neat.
this is what happens when you throw toxiic waste into our local streams and ponds.

we get radioactive otterbirds.
[Anonymous]