Doobie Doobie Doo

by joltbloodedpsycho
Listening to: My Butt
Feeling: sappy

I swear to jeebus I'll kill every last computer out there. I hate technology, but unfortunately it has me by the short hairs sometimes especially when I want to talk to friends who live 860802834 billion miles away. Fuck. I'm offline for a few days. I need a new computer and a new life. Anybody got one for sale? I'm sure I have more to say, but as usual, I'm out of words.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience." --Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin & Hobbes

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yes what I was thinking
[Anonymous]
Can I join you on your mass computer killing spree?
So many computers so little time... Kill them all let Bill Gates sort 'em out!
[Anonymous]
i tried to go into your chatroom and it didnt work. saw-ry.
Bro! i havnt seen you in so long. mate, im starting to miss ya. bastard! hurry up and get online, ya know i want to love ya more. lol. -that was -not- said. you're cute. cmon n get online already!!!
love ya, vienna.
[Anonymous]
hey sexy :D its been a while...just thought id say hi....well dont be a stranger...come by sometime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a nice day...oh by the way, i love your new background!
I'm sure Holywood has a few imitations of life it could sell you, their almost as good as the real thing- as for a computer though I don't know.
Oi!! I miss you, bitch.

Come online before I get angry and throw those purple dinosaurs at you! They've been up my arse...
KILL ZEE COMPOOTER!!!!!!!!!
[Anonymous]
Try ebay. They sell everything. Honestly. Even rattle snakes. The rattle snakes on there are a fuckin STEAL! $39.99! So, try ebay for a computer. As far as getting a new life goes...Just marry me. We'll have a new, fantastic life. That'd be swell, wouldn't it?
[Anonymous]
Ah, it sucks being offline. Good luck with the whole computer deal.
[Anonymous]
that picture up there look slike tiajuana..
[Anonymous]