Inverted Groin Inflammation

Feeling: damned

One part possible depression. One part cynicism. 2 parts eccentricity. 5 parts good guy. Shake together and walk all over. Pour into a self-defeatist attitude to get a large frosty glass of me. Yet for all this, I can't be sad. I know I seem I should be. I play the role of a happy person so well that I've convinced myself that I am. I'm watching cartoon boobies on tv right now. Anybody ever seen that classic movie based off of Heavy Metal magazine? Adult sci-fi artwork made into moving pictures. Good times. Time to grab life that the proverbial horns and make it smell my crotch.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit." --Sir Walter Scott (1771 - 1832)
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sup foo
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oh shit erase that first ahalf of that last comment i got confused. you shouldnt confuse me like that my head just might fall off i dont think that would be a good sight to see. or would it hmmmm
they are going to be the best smores ever.

oh yeah and that saying means we get to be naked on the beach that is what they do over there well when i lived there that is.

you get to see some fellow wee wees itsnt that grand haha.
this is a good entry. says me. :]
super then after we land in europe can i blow up the jet.just to see what it looks like. then we can make smores out of the fire.
im bored so im taking you to spain so we can drink wiskey and pass out from drunkness.
super then you shall wed.
i better get a hug rock or you might just be left at the alter.
no not really i dont think i would hold i hug rock anyways.
that was the superest neato comment that i have ever resived sence i have givin birth to that there journal its about time i get something good out of 3 hours of labor,

i will only marry you if you can get married on a pirate ship
woot! i just saw a flying pig that must mean i get 500 million buck. what the hell im i going to do with bucks i dont even know how to bred them.
do you mind if i add you as a friend?
banana phone ring ring ring
sounds like a pretty good drink to me. but that's me. and i'm cool. and by the by, little ole you is rad. so there.

and if i'm feeling vain, i definitely will let you know. perhaps you will be the first to know...hmm...

*grabs*
i was just wondering..
as i do hope its is a good movie i to have been hearing wonderful things about it as well so i hope not to be disapointed..

i shall return.
do you know how to make a picture your entire backround on the diary? if so please help. thank you
aww, no. i can't just visit. i already did that and it made me more sad. oregon is depressing me. woo

alas, i'm going to bed. i have to work kind of soon. type at ya later dude.
great quote your choose to be your quote of the day i wonder how many times i can put the word Quote in this comment

whats the quotea.
oh yeah.

*gropes*

almost forgot.
no wisconsin until late january, so being drunk next weekend is still possible.

astoria is where the goonies lived.
i dunno why i like hank. the monarch is pretty hot and tempting, too, i guess. i'm conflicted.

haha, sounds good. i'm getting alcohol for christmas from a friend, too. so yes, drunk i shall be next weekend.

where in oregon does your friend live? maybe we can start a stalking triangle thing.

*gropes*
perhaps you're drunk? maybe i am, too. hence the constant groping.

*gropes*

and i hope one day i have myself a stalker. that'd be friggin' rad.

*gropes*