I'm not quite sure, but my pants make this squeaking noise when I'm in the rain. I think it's the chipmunks I starve and put in there. But that's only speculation at the moment. It may also be the rabid hyenas that I taunt with a tazer. I think they like it. I don't know, I don't speak hyenish. I should windex the things. Or maybe some oil. Grease me up woman!! It's too early. I need a )_#@*)#%*@#_ or two.

Quote Of The Day "Ninety percent of everything is crap." Theodore Sturgeon (1918 - 1985)