Well shit, looks like I'm the only one on at 6AM PST. Whooptie fuckin doo. Just thought I'd tell you people that I bought The Neverending Story book. It's kind of like the movie, only Bastian's a chubby little bitch. I bought it specifically to find out what the hell his motherfucking mothers name is. For years, I've watched that movie and listened carefully to his whiney little voice scream into the storm and I can't hear what the hell her name is. Nobody does I think. It's a universal sinkhole. My ear huts. Meowfected.